forum Say the first thing you thought of

Started October 14, 2021 by @catnap group

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cowabummer

Michelangelo the skateboarding giant mutant turtle being sad

BABY WE BOTH KNOWWW

tell me tell me tell me somethin' I dont know, dont know

Person 1- “Don’t you love it when a god fits into an easy-bake oven?”
Person 2- “Huh?”
Person 1- “He’s just been roasted!”
Person 2- Screams and runs away.
Person 1- “Hey, where you going?
Mentioned god, a miniature god of fire, crawls out of oven, having been woken up from his nap.

E. Just E.

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Hi DIE, how are you?

dead.

im very dead.

Well, isn’t Dead standing over there? You are Die, they are Dead, you see?

(Lmao, this is the most random conversation, very fitting for this thread)

Person 1: Who knew that a sandal could fit on someone’s head?
Person 2: Wtf?

I am dead they are die, I was just screaming their name

Ah, I see. But is it not more fun to switch names? Who knows where Die could be? Who knows if Dead is still standing over there? Eh? Also, you must not forget the others. Abrupt yodeling starts. Like that guy.

Whispers into microphone, I have new socks on. Then violently throws microphone.

oh! I know that guy, his name is Fred! He likes to bake!

Is that who that is? Yay! Runs toward Fred.

NO! Fred doesn't like human contact! He's scared of people, you have to be calm so he doesn't get scared!

GO GET EM

bwum bwum bwum

just be sure to read the warning kits, cus pretty soon you'll be bored of it.

Polly want a cracker meep meep. Polly want a cracker meep meep. Loud explosion.

hands on each other rough and fast.
(dont ask but this phrase is constantly in my head, its from a book I read)

potatoes feel like ketchup fries but raw
which they are
(INSERT VILLAINY LAUGH BECAUSE OF POTATOES IN HERE)

die die die dieeeeeeeeeeee
i can spell die on a claculatr
i meant to spell it like that
cow
milk
beans
grass
cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

food
eat
gummies

POTATOES REVOLOUTION POTATOE FRIES REVOLT

i needed that

cramps cramps cramps
I WANT TO RIP OUT MY UTERUSSSSSSSSSSSS :(