Nah

don't nah me here

Cheescake

SUCKS

Nah

don't nah me here

N A H

Dark chocolate is fucking disgusting.
I prefer milk chocolate or even. . .
wait for it. . .
white chocolate.

HOW DARE YOU

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

THANK YOU

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

You are the sole reason we have failed as a human race

cereal. comes. first.

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

Cheescake

SUCKS

I haven't tasted cheesecake, so I wouldn't know.

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

cereal goes next

Dark chocolate is fucking disgusting.
I prefer milk chocolate or even. . .
wait for it. . .
white chocolate.

HOW DARE YOU

BECAUSE YES

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

cereal goes next

Then the fruit

It makes zero sense to put cereal before the milk

Cheescake

SUCKS

the fuck

It makes absolute sense to put cereal before the milk.

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

cereal goes next

Then the fruit

then something else? Milk?

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

cereal goes next

Then the fruit

then something else? Milk?

correct, milk goes last

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

cereal goes next

Then the fruit

then something else? Milk?

correct, milk goes last

Ok but who puts fruit in cereal

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

cereal goes next

Then the fruit

then something else? Milk?

correct, milk goes last

I'm so smart. lol

then add the ranch
some pineapple
sprinkles
and top it with fresh cilantro and cyanide

I'm leaving you with this statement:

milk goes first

Bowl goes first

cereal goes next

Then the fruit

then something else? Milk?

correct, milk goes last

Ok but who puts fruit in cereal

a sociopath probably

Ok but who puts fruit in cereal

Me
I put bananas or strawberries.

Um, none of y'all put fruit in your cereal?

No. Why would I do that?

Speaking of cereal, raisin bran is top-tier and none of you can change my mind.