forum Protect the Sandwich
Started by @murphysgirl
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@Toaster group

I waltz through the level and take the sandwich from one of the hidden coin spots. I proceed to gift wrap it and present it as a gift to the angel. (That's you, Murphy's) "Oh, Divine One," I kneel with my head bowed as I raise it up to them. "Please accept this gift."

Deleted user

i was already in the back of the cave. when everyone left, i took it. in a puff of shadowed smoke, i teleport back to the pedestal the sandwich was originally found. "live long, o' holy one"

Deleted user

(i thought we couldn't destroy the sandwich….. what do you have planned?)

@murphysgirl

(It is true that you can't destroy the Sandwich. It is indestructible. But you can rescue it from the vat. That's the whole point of the game - finding creative ways to steal and protect the Sandwich.)

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(yeah… youre right, and i originally meant that to be rhetorical. plus my character's mostly human so im screwed)

@Toaster group

I scoop The Sandwich out with a net and dry it off with a napkin. Then, sadly, I trip while running to my Lady and The Sandwich flies into the air.

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i run behind you, and snag the sandwich out of the air while jumping over you. i help you up, handing you the sandwich, but it doesnt quite look right….

@Toaster group

"Thank you." I look down at the sandwich in my hand. "Excuse me, what did you do? Where's the lettuce? What did you do with the lettuce?" I look back at you and steal The Sandwich from your pocket, and bring both to my Lady.
(Imma just pull a Sammy for a while XD)

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the sandwich slowly rises to the air. a holy light surrounds it's ascend. the sandwich stops in the air, then a cloud quickly swipes the sandwich out of the sky almost as quick as a blink. i blink a few times, wondering what just happened. i look around, and see no one. extremely confused, i just turn around, and start walking.

@SherbertWells

I approach Abie gently, offering pats on the head and kind words. Abie lowers their fluffy head into my palm. I snatch the sandwitch from her mouth and seal it in a plastic ziploc baggie. I throw the baggie into the middle of a freeway.