Time for everyone's favorite gameshow!!!
WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS RANDOM CUT ON MY HAND COME FROM?! cue themesong
slides into the frame wearing a top hat, suit and cane
Ehem
COULD IT BE AAAAAAAAAAAA-
points to a board with my cane, making the spotlight shine on the board
-PAPERCUTTTT??
woman in a red sparkly dress flips over a large card on the board with the word "papercut" on it I don't know jim? she laughs and the other side of the card reveals a large "no!"
Better luck next time contenstants!!
(could I try again π)
(Yes.)
COULD IT BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
does a little spin and taps another board
ONE OF THOSE RANDOM BRUISES THAT YOU SOMEHOW GET IN THE NIGHT AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEY COME FROM, BUT INSTEAD OF A BRUISE ITS A CUT
the lady in the dress flips up the card
WHY YES TIM!! IT IS ONE OF THOSE!! gold confetti rains down and lights flash. Ending theme plays
does another spin and clicks heels
WOOOOOOOOO
stands in the one dark corner of the room wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, my glasses slightly askew, my hair messy and greasy, with huge eye bags and a large bag of mini Kit-Kats
stands in the one dark corner of the room wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, my glasses slightly askew, my hair messy and greasy, with huge eye bags and a large bag of mini Kit-Kats
slides next to you
May I have a KitKat I haven't had one in months
stands in the one dark corner of the room wearing a hoodie and sweatpants, my glasses slightly askew, my hair messy and greasy, with huge eye bags and a large bag of mini Kit-Kats
slides next to you
May I have a KitKat I haven't had one in months
gives u a Kit-Kat
Yay Ty Ily
fades away into the rabbit hole that is pinterest while taking a bite out of the kitkat
Yw ^^ slithers into the void
Ok question
How do you eat your KitKat, because people think I'm weird for biting it and not snapping it
πππ
The literal official marketing for Kit-Kats tells you to snap it what the β¨fuckβ¨
At this point I just bite it to annoy everyone lmao
steals the bag of kitkats and hands them to you
run and dont look bag
loud screeching
I WOULD HAVE WILLINGLY GIVEN SOME TO U??????
running w tears streaming down my face
IM NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL
laughs at all the chaos i made
God I love anarchy
I got literally TWO mini KitKats in my stocking?? what kind of gimp is that?? come on, mom, u know I like KitKats.
also, lil Aussie, u dont eat the KitKats wierd, I do; I bite them sideways and eat the layers from the top down.πππ
Please go to therapy. Then jail.
Please go to therapy. Then jail.
don't have the dollaroos for that
Ok so I'm trying one of those heatless overnight curl things cause I'm going out tomorrow and I'm dying, im looking like a fucking 1850's housewife. I'm trying it for the first time cause I got it for Christmas but every time I see myself in the mirror I start laughing because i look so stupid
HEY I LOVE HEATLESS CURL THINGS.
I got literally TWO mini KitKats in my stocking?? what kind of gimp is that?? come on, mom, u know I like KitKats.
also, lil Aussie, u dont eat the KitKats wierd, I do; I bite them sideways and eat the layers from the top down.πππ
SAME BESTIE OMG
ahhhh hahaha we would be friends irl wouldn't we
I got literally TWO mini KitKats in my stocking?? what kind of gimp is that?? come on, mom, u know I like KitKats.
also, lil Aussie, u dont eat the KitKats wierd, I do; I bite them sideways and eat the layers from the top down.πππ
SAME BESTIE OMG
ahhhh hahaha we would be friends irl wouldn't we
Literally besties. Get ready I'm booking plane tickets
WAKE UP IDIOTS ITS MY BIRTHDAY π₯³π₯³π₯³ππΊππ
FLAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSIEEEEEE HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS HAVE YOU HAD ALREADY AND WWHAT ARE UR PLANS
WAKE UP IDIOTS ITS MY BIRTHDAY π₯³π₯³π₯³ππΊππ
happy orbit! (can i just keep doing planet drawings for special events?)
FLAPPY BIRFDAY TOO YOOOOO
FLAPPY BIRFDAY TOO YOOOOO
FLAPPY BIRFDAY TOO YE LOCAL AUSIEEEEEE
FLAPPY BIFRDAY TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOO
FLAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSIEEEEEE HOW MANY BIRTHDAYS HAVE YOU HAD ALREADY AND WWHAT ARE UR PLANS
I'm not going to tell you my actual age BUT I am a teenager!!! I'm having a lazy day and I'm going to just hang out with my family, then in a couple days im inviting my friends over :D
FLAPPY BIRFDAY TOO YOOOOO
FLAPPY BIRFDAY TOO YOOOOO
FLAPPY BIRFDAY TOO YE LOCAL AUSIEEEEEE
FLAPPY BIFRDAY TOOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOO
Best friken bday song I've ever gotten
