forum Greek mythology and its weird flaws

Started April 04, 2018 by @Infinite

tune

sooooooo darn bored

I WILL HELP YOU GOOD PAL!!!

THANK YOU

Trojan Captain: Men of Troy! We must be on guard for the Greeks will attack at any time.

Trojan Solider: Sir, there is a giant wooden horse outside the gates.

Trojan Captain: Oh rad! Bring it in!

I, for one, like Roman Numerals.

XD

I tried to grab fog, I mist.

I dig, you dig, we dig,
he dig, she dig, they dig

It's not a beautiful poem, but it is very deep.

Daedalus: "Do not fly close to the sun; it will melt the wax on your wings and you will die."

Icarus: "Okay."

Sad but hilarious.
Ya know, sometimes I feel like I'm pulling an academic Icarus flying to close to my deadlines on wings of poorly managed time and procrastination.

me too

wait, im going to change the title of the conversasion 'greek mythology and their weird flaws.'

"How much for the horse tornado?"
"Sir, that's a carousal."
"I must have it!"

Orpheus: Lord Hades, may I bring back my wife from the underworld?"

Hades: "Yes, under one condition. if you look back at her to make sure she's following you, she will be lost forever."

Orpheus: "Yes, my lord."

Ridiculous.
Prometheus: Hey Zeus! Can the humans have fire?
Zeus: Let me think, NO!
Prometheus: Okay!
(Prometheus steals the fire and gets his guts eaten by harpies for the rest of eternity.)

Zeus: gives Pandora a box. "do NOT open this"

Pandora: "Okay"

A few years later: Pandora opens box and unleashes all the bad stuff in the world

Wonderful!

Everyone: Thanks, Pandora… -_-

i know, right?

Persephone just walking around enjoying life: Oh look, a entrance to the underworld. wonder what's down there?

Athena the goddess of wisdom, has children through her head.

Odysseus: "men, do not eat lord Apollo's cattle."