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Started July 08, 2018 by Deleted user

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we need to take classes

Yeah… for sure. There's a difference between dark humor and saying, "funny story, I almost died" while everyone else stares in horror.

lol
SCHADENFREUDE

Yeah… for sure. There's a difference between dark humor and saying, "funny story, I almost died" while everyone else stares in horror.

Very true, friend. Very true.

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

I've also punched a brick wall

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

….okay do you just attract pain or something?

and fallen face first onto a street. apparently, my gums started bleeding

I've also punched a brick wall

That—I just—why?

and fallen face first onto a street. apparently, my gums started bleeding

OKAY STOP PLEASE NO I DON'T NEED THIS IMAGERY IN MY HEAD

Once, when I was a tiny boi, I went down a waterslide w/ my mom, and my head hit the bottom of the waterslide above us.

….okay do you just attract pain or something?

That would make a lot of sense

HUXLY STOP

weakly just—just be safe, friend. Please?

XD ok sorry lol

We have to put you in a bubble

nuuuuu

I'm sorry, but it's mandatory for all accident-prone friends

I WILL FIND A WAY

Come to the Kat Chat.

@Huxly don't feel bad. My friends have threatened to put me in a bubble for lesser things. I just have a thing for running into walls… a lot… but I've only broken one toe so far, so I don't see what the big deal is.

Oh, well at least I'm not alone =3