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A pirate walked into a bar and sat down next to a gentleman at the counter. He had an eyepatch, a peg leg, and a hook for a hand.
"Woah!" said the man. "You must have been a pirate for a very long time."
"Aye," the pirate said, knocking back a glass of rum.
"How did you get your peg leg?"
"Arr, it was shot off by a cannon during a battle with the Navy!" the pirate said.
"And what about your hand?"
"I lost it in a duel with the great Captain Blackbeard!"
"And your eye?"
"A seagull pooped in my eye while I was looking at the rigging."
"How could you have lost your eye to seagull poop?"
"It was the day AFTER I got my hook!"