1. tysm bb
2. ikr i feel like we're connected or smth, every single time one of us suggests a change of any kind, it turns out the other one really wanted to ask him too or just naturally assumed this change was already in place, it's so weird, like:

a) when i asked him if we're qpps he said he'd been thinking abt it
b) when i asked him if we're a couple he said he' been wanting to ask for a couple months
c) when he said he wants to go to college here i was so relieved bc i didnt wanna ask him to leave everything behind
d) i made a joke abt living together and then pussied out of it and edited the response but turns out he could see the edit and said he'd just been assuming we'd live together anyway

hEE hE
yES

this has literally never happened to me before, like i've been in relationships where both of us wanted to ask the other out (obviously), or one of us proposed something and we agreed on it, but i've never been this much in sync??

soulmates

you joke but i've written several poems to him talking abt how i feel like our cells were designed to look for one another since the big bang and the other day we had a conversation that kinda went like:

me: i forgot when we started dating, was it like 2 weeks ago?
him: uhhhh time is fluid
me: update i looked through our messages and it was one week ago
him: idk i feel like i've known you for two yrs
me: technically we've known each other for a year but i feel like we've known each other since before we met
him: soulmate au

Awww that’s so cute!! Definetly soulmate au

(And please try to stop hating yourself! People don’t hate you, and especially not Julian! I obviously don’t know him, but it just sounds like he is too shy to text you first and that’s why he never does, he doesn’t think you’re annoying. You seem like a great person, don’t let anyone or anything convince you any different.)

ur too nice ty

Well thanks

guys i have the funniest shit to tell you

pray tell

so julian decided to send me a bunch of stuff translated in romanian
so far i've had:
"i love you imputit (which is a really nasty word that technically means filthy but translates to piece of shit and he didnt know that, he just wanted to call me stinky)"
"sweetheart (but nobody says "dulceata" unless they're a 50 yr old condescending woman)"
"stay with me" (well translated)
"i miss you" (well translated)
"much gay"
"i want to put flowers in your hair" (not that well translated but gets the point across)
"and go lick your own face" ( "your" was the polite formal form too)

me: i gotta go
julian: ok te iubesc-
me, thinking he remembered it from the times i said it to him: :00000
julian: imputit (piece of shit)
me, realizing he used google translate:

i'm losing my mind you dont understand how funny this is

XD

DON'T TRUST GOOGLE TRANSLATE, FOLKS

Whenever I have to use google translate, I always flip it to see if the message changes.

Also, she told me not to tell anyone but I'm a terrible friend so I have to scream it at the top of my lungs at internet strangers:

MY BEST FRIEND HAS A CRUSHHHHHHHHHH

What surprises me the most is he's a real human, unlike all her 8,000+ past crushes

It gets real cringy when everyone's using google translate to talk in another language and the one person that speaks the language is like "wtf guys"

Mood.
Also, all my crushes have been on characters or so unrealistic it makes you want to cry, so I relate.

I wish I had a boyfriend like that lol

we're ldr so ya know, nothing's perfect
but yeah he's so awesome i lov him

Hey do ya’ll remember that hot douchebag in my class that I told you about a while ago? Well he got glasses yesterday and that only makes him about a thousand times hotter than he already is, so… let’s just say I’m having a bit of a hard time concentrating in class

Douche. (Him not you)

Haha yup pretty much so

o0f

Yeah

guys girl people my kids i am Dead

Oh really? How come?

Why??

i was videoing w jules yesterday after like 2 weeks of not managing to
and he's so cute i wanna Die
he was fixing his hair in the mirror and i Looked Away and he was like "what" and i looked down and i mumbled "your face is really close to the camera" and he smirked and SHOVED HIS FACE IN THE FUCKING CAMERA I'M EWTF DECEASED
also we were talking abt costs for when we're gna live together and it suddenly clicked for him that this is rlly gna happen and we both started freaking out and like yelling dumb shit at each other
and then later we were texting and i got a sudden image of him singing in the shower of our apartment and i kjdnfjesrnjbhktnrjh
and this morning i was like half-asleep in bed and i thought of him like hugging my waist and saying good morning skdjfshgkrtnkrhtfhnrt
i'm so red rn