I do it so often, I decided to make a thread for it.
Alright. Big Mom. This lady is 68 years old, and 28 feet tall.
Her oldest son, Perospero, is 50.
So she started birthing gremlins at age 18.
But, here's the twist:
She got 85 damn kids.
So, on average, this lady has been birthing 1.7 children a year, for 50 solid years.
She's a human person, by the way.
Also she had decuplets, once.
This woman is crazy.
Have decided that Sanji and I are basically the same
- wears variations of the same outfit constantly
- girls pretty
- bugs are the spawn of satan
- will not hesitate to kick an idiot
- cooking fun
- do not like the cold
- possibly a Hufflepuff
- has a younger brother
- nowhere near neurotypical
My takeaway from the latest 4 episodes:
Zoro and Sanji would make great dads
Orochi's somehow more of an asshole than I thought
Drake and Hawkins are bigger assholes than I thought
Poor Killer, the baby
Forgot how much of a dynamic dumbass duo Zoro and Sanji are
Kidd's less of an ass than I thought, the guy just loves his crew
I am sad
Kin'mon used to be blond
Yasuie was short
Chemicals have nasty side effects, so don't feed your discarded artificial fruits to the poor who won't stop complaining about starving to death, just so the effects of the chemicals in said fruits stop them from crying, so they can only smile and laugh
Luffy's still cute
Slams Caprisun down on table
The girl who was supposed to be Sanji's wife
The guy who was supposed to be Pudding's husband
Is Big Mom okay?
There was a gif that I was gonna use but I can't find it, just imagine Sanji seeing Pudding in a wedding dress and being propelled 10 feet in the air by a nosebleed