forum Yo, what's the weirdest item your party has ever received?

Started September 17, 2018 by ~What are names? :P

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Ours is the "Lute of Looting", which makes the user absolutely convinced that they're getting the most loot, while in reality it does literally nothing.

We killed a GIANT wolf and made boots from its hide. And also some guy in our party was carrying around a swordfish once. Oh, and the same guy sold his soul to another party member while drunk, and she got to add his soul to her inventory.

Lint-covered Lollipop

A pair of bagpipes that could bast the eardrums of anyone 20 foot of the person playing the bagpipes but they had 25 percent chance of exploding.

The club of Vibrato, it was a 20 foot long club that vibrated and the higher the setting the more damage it was owned by our wild mage, he wanted a staff but he still got something great.

A bow that starts glowing whenever a field mouse is within 10 feet of it. This wouldn't be that weird if it wasn't for the fact that they've done absolutely 0 checks on it and still haven't thought of trying to figure out why the hell it starts glowing at random moments.

Fried Log

My party had to gather 30 dwarf tongues to make a messed up version of a dwarven belt, and I had to carry all of them. o.o

A frozen piece of chicken that contributed to the plot of the story. (Apparently it's an inside joke among the group, but i wasn't there so it goes over my head)

Yo so I myself got a whip that moans whenever the user lashes it, but other wise it's completely useable as a whip. My DM apparently rolled for it on a compendium and it's what I ended up getting. Horray.

The lyre of pants on fire :3

Goblin fursuit, need I say more?

$300 dollars’ worth of macadamia nuts. Well, it’s not macadamia nuts, because this is a Star Wars campaign, but still.