Clickhole has the weirdest and funniest articles and quizzes uwu
So! Find an article headline or quiz that you think represents your character pretty well. That's basically it. You can link it if you want, but you don't have to :)
Here are mine:
Ren: The Amazing Science of Blankets: Researchers at MIT Have Determined That The Blanket Makes You Warm Because It Goes On Top Of You
Lucas: Are Your Parents Letting You Get A Tattoo Because They Don't Care In A Cool Way Or In A Sad Way?
Chan: Mental Health Win! There Is A Clown Falling From The Sky!
Zephyr: What Did You Think Of My Homemade Mead? Be Honest
Elyas: Are You Strong Enough To Eat The Loaf Of Bread You Just Baked Even Though It Came Out Of The Oven Begging For Life?
Jay: Which One Of My Enchanted Marionettes That Love North Korea And America The Same Amount Are You?
Himari: Who Gives a Shit: NASA Says It Has A Huge Announcement To Make About Neptune