forum Tell me about yourself and I'll give you a detailed character kin assignment
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yeah you heard that right, i'm doing another one of these threads-
but no matter. here's the rundown!


  • the info you provide can be whatever you see fit for the kin assignment.

  • the characters being assigned will vary in fandoms and such.

  • the kin assignment will include: 2+ minor kins and 2+ major kins, reasoning for the kin choices, and 3 quotes from each assigned character.

  • the criteria i use for the kin assignments all depend on what info i am given to base the assignment off of.

  • if you are unhappy with your kin assignment, don't be afraid to let me know! feedback will do a world of good for future assignments <3


so… yeah!
let's do this thing! >:D

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Name: Nadia Zeill
Age: 16
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Asexual
Looks: Short straightened black hair, originally coarse, hooded eyelids, brown eyes, brown skin, pretty short, round head, Average weight, breaks out easily due to ance(My skin is almost never clear ( -‸-,) )
Outfit: Typically wears comfy and simple clothing, Wears a bonnet over my hair at home
Personality: Normally quiet and a bit absentminded, I'm typically sluggish though I can achieve stuff when I pushed, Can come off as stoic and aloof though I seem to show concern and care for people. I'm usually a bit sensitive and cowardly at times
Hobbies/skills: Drawing, Reading manga (Partially shoujo, horror, and BL), Attempting to write, Playing phone games, Playing visual novels from time to time, Looking at memes, Listening to music
Background: IDK American
Other: I once made some dolls out of string in 2nd grades
Backstory: I at first lived at my grandmother's house with my mother until I was around 6, Where were lived in a trailer near our grandmother, I had a pretty peaceful life and my mother married a guy, in an attempt to not get so personal things went downhill, When I was eight my brother was born, I fell into a depression in middle school and struggled with it throughout those years, I moved to a new house when I was 14 and lived there since
Extra: Suffers from slight misophonia, One time in 1st grade I got a green when everyone else got in trouble

@sheabutter group

Name: Shea
Age: 15
Gender: not a thing for me. i don't know what i am but you wont find a gender here
Sexuality: queer
Looks: Short "boyish" hair cut, naturally brown but currently dyed green, brown eyes, pale skin, surprisingly clear skin (it's astonishing)
Outfit: Super dark academia style clothing. super neutral colors, long coats, sweater vests, boots (all of this is obviously when I'm not doing sports style stuff)
Personality: Super ADHD, can be loud and talkative if you really get to know me, but I usually keep to myself if I can help it
Hobbies/skills: Writing, drawing, playing viola, colorguard, archery, cosplay
Background: really really Irish, but I live in the U.S
Backstory: Not very tragic, actually. Nice family, three siblings, both parents, that stuff. My 4th grade teacher is where my trauma stems from. Because of that, I have anxiety related to school and teachers, but I'm doing a lot better the further into high school I get.
Other/Extra: i listen to way too many gay podcasts while writing way too many gay books and I watch a lot of DreamSMP.

@requiemisback language

Name: Nadia Zeill
Age: 16
Gender: Female

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

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Minor Kins

Kin 1: Kamal Bora (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Kamal is very laid-back a lot of the time, although he has moments where his nerves take over. For the most part, he prefers to stay alone on the Roof and keep to himself, only socializing when it's truly necessary. Despite his calm demeanor, he is shown to be socially awkward when it comes talking to others.

Quotes-

"I can assure you, little pal, that if you ever wake up with one less tooth than normal…You can probably track it back to this one."

"Dude told me I smelled good. What a total liar………I’d love to be his friend."

"NO! I don't have the confidence to…project…"

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Kin 2: Giorno Giovanna (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)

Reasoning- Giorno grew up in an unstable household from the get-go. Born the son of Dio Brando (better known as DIO), his mother fled from DIO's mansion and escaped elsewhere. His mother was frequently clubbing at all hours of the night, thus leaving him alone in their apartment. Soon, she married an Italian man, thus making Giorno an Italian citizen. On the outside, the guy seemed like the perfect father, but at home, he was frequently beaten and thrown around like a punching bag. He was also majorly deprived of food, having to scrounge through the kitchen just for a single piece of bread. This, however, made Giorno understand the process of reading people's emotions and body language, which allowed him to better himself.

Quotes-

"Those who carry on the will of those who have passed must keep moving forward."

"This is resolve! It is to carve out your destined path through the darkened wastes!"

"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."


Major Kins

Kin 1: Doppio Vinegar (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)

Reasoning- Doppio is shown to be very fretful and openly naive. Cowardice is also a definitive description of his demeanor. Despite this, he is able to fend for himself (with some help, of course). He's is nice and polite by default; he shows heavy compassion for others, even in spite of his short temper.

Quotes-

"Roger that, boss. That is my reason for living as well."

"Hello? Yes, this is Doppio."

"If the boss is there… then we will definitely win!"

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Kin 2: Lulia Fame (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Lulia is typically quiet and reserved, and for the first half of the game, she is found sitting in a stairwell, brooding. Once her task is completed, however, she lightens her act up posthaste and begins making positive moves in her life. She sees the good in some situations but still can become easily disheartened, although she prefers it when she doesn't have to be in a sappy mood.

Quotes-

"Oh, you've come into my spotlight. My brooding zone."

"No!! My debut can't be here… Not where all these weirdos can see…"

"Why, I'm flattered. Fortunate indeed. You have shown me that in more than one way."

@requiemisback language

Name: Shea
Age: 15
Gender: not a thing for me. i don't know what i am but you wont find a gender here

@sheabutter

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Minor Kins

Kin 1: Gerry Podunk (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- He's a chaotic gremlin who literally will try and sell you crappy knock-offs and other dumb shit. Even so, he still knows how to show his affections… somewhat. He's a definite talker, especially if you opt to ignore one of his purchase offers.

Quotes-

"Huzzabout a biggum special one-timey offer. The bezt pricies around…"'

"Y'all tryn'a rob lil 'ole me! UNPO'FESSION'YALL!"

"Screamin' is NOT part of my buzy-ness plan."

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Kin 2: Jerafina Tabouli (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Jerafina is probably the drunkest gay you'll ever meet. She cannot hold her liquor for the life of her, but it's fun to see her act all wacky. She's another loudmouth in the Smile For Me universe, and the slurring doesn't help her case much either.

Quotes-

"Ohhhhhhhh Luliaaaaaaa!! Pppsssstttttttttttt hhehhehe don't tell her thissss :-♡ but…I think she's preeettttyyyyyyyyyyy. ;-) Hee hoo hoo ;-)"

"Awww you're a sweet flowerr. But my new ssong isn't readyyyy yeett. It's dedicated to Tiff. Don't tell ;-)"

"Ooooohhhhh floweerrsss for meeee! But they reminnnnddd me offf youuuuuuuu flowerey. Why don't you keeeep it in your roooooom."


Major Kins

Kin 1: Guido Mista (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)

Reasoning- Mista had a fairly normal life up until he got into a scuffle and landed in Passione. He is openly a dork and constantly prattles on about different superstitions and about how much he hates the number 4. He's also a total dork (although he probably won't admit it himself).

Quotes-

"Seriously? This took a sudden turn for the awesome."

"Ain't nobody got time for a break! We got work to do!"

"But I want strawberry cake!"

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Kin 2: Noriaki Kakyoin (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)

Reasoning- Kakyoin is often seen sporting a dull green outfit, thus fitting the neutral color quo. He is also shown to be a bit on the passive-aggresive side, and is not afraid to speak his mind.

Quotes-

"Those who do not know my 'Hierophant Green' will never truly understand me!"

"M-My final… Emerald Splash…"

"Shatter your limits, and you can shatter any obstacle!"

@sheabutter group

Name: Shea
Age: 15
Gender: not a thing for me. i don't know what i am but you wont find a gender here

@sheabutter

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Minor Kins

Kin 1: Gerry Podunk (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- He's a chaotic gremlin who literally will try and sell you crappy knock-offs and other dumb shit. Even so, he still knows how to show his affections… somewhat. He's a definite talker, especially if you opt to ignore one of his purchase offers.

Quotes-

"Huzzabout a biggum special one-timey offer. The bezt pricies around…"'

"Y'all tryn'a rob lil 'ole me! UNPO'FESSION'YALL!"

"Screamin' is NOT part of my buzy-ness plan."

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Kin 2: Jerafina Tabouli (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Jerafina is probably the drunkest gay you'll ever meet. She cannot hold her liquor for the life of her, but it's fun to see her act all wacky. She's another loudmouth in the Smile For Me universe, and the slurring doesn't help her case much either.

Quotes-

"Ohhhhhhhh Luliaaaaaaa!! Pppsssstttttttttttt hhehhehe don't tell her thissss :-♡ but…I think she's preeettttyyyyyyyyyyy. ;-) Hee hoo hoo ;-)"

"Awww you're a sweet flowerr. But my new ssong isn't readyyyy yeett. It's dedicated to Tiff. Don't tell ;-)"

"Ooooohhhhh floweerrsss for meeee! But they reminnnnddd me offf youuuuuuuu flowerey. Why don't you keeeep it in your roooooom."


Major Kins

Kin 1: Guido Mista (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)

Reasoning- Mista had a fairly normal life up until he got into a scuffle and landed in Passione. He is openly a dork and constantly prattles on about different superstitions and about how much he hates the number 4. He's also a total dork (although he probably won't admit it himself).

Quotes-

"Seriously? This took a sudden turn for the awesome."

"Ain't nobody got time for a break! We got work to do!"

"But I want strawberry cake!"

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Kin 2: Noriaki Kakyoin (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)

Reasoning- Kakyoin is often seen sporting a dull green outfit, thus fitting the neutral color quo. He is also shown to be a bit on the passive-aggresive side, and is not afraid to speak his mind.

Quotes-

"Those who do not know my 'Hierophant Green' will never truly understand me!"

"M-My final… Emerald Splash…"

"Shatter your limits, and you can shatter any obstacle!"

Poggers!!! Thanks a ton, these characters are all so cool!!

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Name: Nadia Zeill
Age: 16
Gender: Female

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster

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Minor Kins

Kin 1: Kamal Bora (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Kamal is very laid-back a lot of the time, although he has moments where his nerves take over. For the most part, he prefers to stay alone on the Roof and keep to himself, only socializing when it's truly necessary. Despite his calm demeanor, he is shown to be socially awkward when it comes talking to others.

Quotes-

"I can assure you, little pal, that if you ever wake up with one less tooth than normal…You can probably track it back to this one."

"Dude told me I smelled good. What a total liar………I’d love to be his friend."

"NO! I don't have the confidence to…project…"

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Kin 2: Giorno Giovanna (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)

Reasoning- Giorno grew up in an unstable household from the get-go. Born the son of Dio Brando (better known as DIO), his mother fled from DIO's mansion and escaped elsewhere. His mother was frequently clubbing at all hours of the night, thus leaving him alone in their apartment. Soon, she married an Italian man, thus making Giorno an Italian citizen. On the outside, the guy seemed like the perfect father, but at home, he was frequently beaten and thrown around like a punching bag. He was also majorly deprived of food, having to scrounge through the kitchen just for a single piece of bread. This, however, made Giorno understand the process of reading people's emotions and body language, which allowed him to better himself.

Quotes-

"Those who carry on the will of those who have passed must keep moving forward."

"This is resolve! It is to carve out your destined path through the darkened wastes!"

"I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream."


Major Kins

Kin 1: Doppio Vinegar (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)

Reasoning- Doppio is shown to be very fretful and openly naive. Cowardice is also a definitive description of his demeanor. Despite this, he is able to fend for himself (with some help, of course). He's is nice and polite by default; he shows heavy compassion for others, even in spite of his short temper.

Quotes-

"Roger that, boss. That is my reason for living as well."

"Hello? Yes, this is Doppio."

"If the boss is there… then we will definitely win!"

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Kin 2: Lulia Fame (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Lulia is typically quiet and reserved, and for the first half of the game, she is found sitting in a stairwell, brooding. Once her task is completed, however, she lightens her act up posthaste and begins making positive moves in her life. She sees the good in some situations but still can become easily disheartened, although she prefers it when she doesn't have to be in a sappy mood.

Quotes-

"Oh, you've come into my spotlight. My brooding zone."

"No!! My debut can't be here… Not where all these weirdos can see…"

"Why, I'm flattered. Fortunate indeed. You have shown me that in more than one way."

Thanks, I really like these characters

@requiemisback language

Thanks, I really like these characters

anytime! <3 i had a lot of fun with the assignment since there were a ton of mixed vibes- i'm glad it sufficed, though! ^^

@Becfromthedead group

Name: Bec
Age: 21
Gender: Genderflux, They/them, and sometimes she/her, a little more on the androgynous side
Sexuality: Biromantic Demisexual
Looks: 5'4, a little chubby with big thighs and hips, small chest, sometimes I bind but usually it's easy enough to cover with a sports bra and loose top. Dark brown hair in a short asymmetrical cut, chestnut brown eyes. Pretty pale skin.
Outfit: Depends on the day. Frequently just comfy. Leggings and a t-shirt. But also in love with grungy/edgy styles; leather jackets, flannel, chokers, black nail polish, eyeliner
Personality: Generally a kind person, but very opinionated, headstrong, and not hesitant to let others know what I think when it matters. But also very sensitive and empathetic, I cry more easily than most, and I worry a lot. Main mission in life is to ultimately help others. I prioritize fulfilment over money. Big time introvert, but scary af when angry. Generally pretty smart, and calm and collected in confrontation.
Hobbies/skills: All things artistic. I play piano, ukulele, and sing. I also draw, do digital art, paint, make jewelry, knit, embroider, etc. I also enjoy writing and video games. My areas of study are public health and psychology.
Background: American. Irish and Dutch heritage, marrying into a Very Italian family.
Backstory: Not tragic, per se, but it has its fair share of struggle. I'm the oldest of two kids (also have two older half brothers but that's more to unpack), always was the responsible one, but always told I was too sensitive, faced a lot of emotional neglect growing up, and it affects me very intensely now. I've always been the anxious type, but I started becoming really depressed three years into high school, and since, I've changed a lot. Maybe I'm miserable at times, but at least I'm a better person. I also met the love of my life third year of high school, and we've been engaged for a while now. They have really helped me to fully become myself, even when I know my family won't be nearly as accepting of my views and identities.
Extra: I love cats. I'm a regular volunteer at a shelter, and I'm planning to adopt asap. I also have a small dog who is the sweetest baby ever (technically my parents' dog, but I live with them for now).

@Reblod flag

Name: Ren/Ran
Age: 19
Gender: Agender
Sexuality: Aromantic/Asexual
Looks: Short blonde hair, grey-blue eyes, tall, tattoos, lean
Outfit: Usually dark or muted colours. Typically, I'll wear jeans, a relatively plain shirt sometimes graphic (favourites are 'yes homo' and 'yes, they're natural' d20s shirt), only ever black shoes either leather converse or combat boots. I like hoodies and big coats. At home I usually wear sports pants during winter and these really fluffy slipper-socks.
Personality: I'm terrible at this part. I'm quiet and painfully socially awkward but not shy. I never really take myself too seriously and I'm usually extremely laid back but can be a bit of a control freak. I'm prideful but self-aware. Love adventure and learning. I think I generally come off as detached and unfeeling but I have a very private love of soft, small things. Curious, philosophical, introspective. Oh, I'm honest but I think my bluntness often offends people. I can't stand it when people beat around the bush about things.
Hobbies/skills: Drawing, writing, world-building, travelling, generally creating things. I love philosophy, physics, and mathematics. Trying to make sense of the world is like my brain's primary function.
Background: I'm Australian with a strong German heritage. My ancestors are pretty much exclusively European.
Backstory: Pretty epic ngl. I was born and grew up in the country. After my best friend moved I gave up on friends and existed in near-complete solitude before I re-learned about friends near the end of primary school. Then I spent high school learning about my identity which was basically many years of essentially tearing myself down for thinking I was different. Accidentally ruined my mental health in the process. Figured out my passions in life. Survived school. Now I'm working, making plans to travel around the country hopefully next year, and mending my mental health and coming to terms with my identity.
Extra: Uhh…has this been too detailed? I feel like I've written too much now. Should I mention that talking about myself makes me extremely nervous?

@requiemisback language

Name: Bec
Age: 21
Gender: Genderflux, They/them, and sometimes she/her, a little more on the androgynous side

@Becfromthedead

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Minor Kins

Kin 1: Formaggio (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind)

Reasoning- Formaggio is normally very laid-back, but isn't afraid to speak his mind. He can be ruthless at times, but he has been shown to express sympathy for those below him. He's also a cat lover, yes (although the jar thing kinda tells me otherwise, to be fully honest).

Quotes-

"A threat… is something that exists only because of the mystery behind it!"

"I can't die here!"

"Hey, you think so too, right?"

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Kin 2: Kaede Akamatsu (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

Reasoning- Kaeda's main goal in life is to act as a leader and help others when able. This sometimes leaves her blindsided, but other times can help get everyone around her out on top. She often sticks her leg out for those who need it, and is unapologetic about that fact. She met an unfortunate end, but even so, she is a gift that keeps on giving.

Quotes-

"I wanted to spend forever with you, but the rest of my life will have to do."

"I couldn't let that chance pass me by. i had to save everyone, no matter what."

"Whatever you have planned, I'm not gonna let you get away with it!"


Major Kins

Kin 1: Boris Habit (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Boris Habit, better known as Dr. Habit, is notorious for coming from a dysfunctional family yet managing to make others happy, despite his methods being extremely unorthodox. His heart is in the right place, but the way he chooses to help others only ends up pushing them away. He keeps trying, even despite this. He truly wants to make the world smile, even if it means pulling a few teeth (that aren't his own) now and then. He sees his own flaws, but he chooses to neglect them in favor of helping others.

Quotes-

"I suppose this can only end one way."

"Please… just get out of here. We don't need to fight. Can you promise me that?"

"You can do what I couldn't, flower kid."

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Kin 2: Flower Kid (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Flower Kid, despite being completely normal, has made it their life's purpose to cheer other people up. They often do anything it takes to help anyone who is sad/upset or is just in need of their assistance. A lot about them is unknown, and the only fully realized thing about them is their end-goal in life: make other people smile.

Quotes (from other characters)-

"You're, uh, that flowery delivery kid from town. We've all been talking about you."' - Nat Vancey

"OW! I'm going to sue you, unfortunately." - Parsley Botch

"Maybe you have a real shot at helping the world… One person at a time." - Boris Habit

@requiemisback language

Name: Ren/Ran
Age: 19
Gender: Agender

@Reblod

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Minor Kins

Kin 1: Tiff Webber (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Tiff, despite being quiet a lot of the time, still holds a presence around those she has opened up to. She enjoys music and songwriting, and is often very chill at times. She prefers taking things slow, especially after her breakup with Ronbo.

Quotes-

"Say, kid. That painting reminds me of you. Don't go giving it away now."

"Sometimes when I sing, I hear the walls humming along. I guess it's probably Wallus. So that's where he hid himself away.."

"Ah, a 'secret admirer'. You don't have to tell me twice. Well, I hope my 'secret admirer' gets the courage to invite me to one of her tipsy karaoke sessions."

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Kin 2: Trencil Varnia (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- He's a big fan of nature, especially in terms of gardening. He's working on coming to terms with how his daughter, Nat Vancey, is treating him as of recent. Even so, he still shows love and affection towards her, although she keeps pushing him away.

Quotes-

"Ah… she's growing in the blink of an eye. Blooming overnight - much like my flowers. But alas, FLOWERS never complain I'm 'embarrassing them.' FLOWERS never change their surname to impress their fellow schoolchildren. Ah, well. I suppose that no child loves their father forever. My time has run up. But oh, how I miss those three words a parent loves to hear."

"Oh, my. A single kiss, planted on my cheek. I truly cannot blame you. My graceful, demure disposition exudes intense beauty. Alas, fatherhood is a full time job. I will not be wooed by plant or animal. You must be careful, lest you fall under my uncontrollable spell. Protect yourself, dear flower-whisperer."

"Ah, the noble wolf. Such admirable canines. Shameful that they smell like wet fur, however."


Major Kins

Kin 1: Shuichi Saihara (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

Reasoning- Shuichi is very shut-in and keeps to himself, but when he meets someone and gets to know them, he sometimes can get attached to them. Despite his job as a detective, he finds himself unable to face certain situations that would lead to him losing someone he loves and cares for.

Quotes-

"I'm not a real detective, Kaede. What kind of stupid detective is afraid of finding the truth?"

"Kaito… I believe in you."

"I'll never forget this moment. I'll be able to believe in myself and be proud of being a detective."

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Kin 2: Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa V3: Killing Harmony)

Reasoning- He takes a liking towards adventure and gaining an understanding of how humans work and facilitate. Also, muted colors all the way. He's not afraid to speak his mind, and often finds himself trying to be a part of most conversations (especially in the Class Trials).

Quotes-

"…I will tear out your nerves."

"In this difficult situation, I can see how beautiful human beings are."

"Thus, I must keep the present in mind while I learn about past customs."

@Nicolo_Needs_A_Nap Podcast Nerd™

Ayo
I'm Hill, I use they/them pronouns and I'm an art student, I also write my own music and shit. I swear a lot and I'm kinda angry inside all of the time (we bottle it up, babes) and I am very bouncy. I'm chaotic yet somehow the mom friend.
I'm 5'7 with brown hair styled in a mullet, I have glasses
I want to be a history professor in college
Do with this what you will

@requiemisback language

Ayo
I'm Hill, I use they/them pronouns and I'm an art student, I also write my own music and shit. I swear a lot and I'm kinda angry inside all of the time (we bottle it up, babes) and I am very bouncy. I'm chaotic yet somehow the mom friend.
I'm 5'7 with brown hair styled in a mullet, I have glasses
I want to be a history professor in college
Do with this what you will

@fromunderhill

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Minor Kins

Kin 1: Boris Habit (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- He's a chaotic mess. He deserves the world. Also… trashy dentist. Teeth thief. Ouch. He has way too many typos on a regular basis.

Quotes-

"LIAR! You must have read my diary… you… NOSEY flower child!"

"Are you ready to End it?"

"It was just a mementoe. The echo of a dream I once had."

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Kin 2: Parsley Botch (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- He's a tired gay businessman who gets joy out of eating his dad's trashy cooking. He also gets drunk at some point. That's literally it.

Quotes-

"There are a lot of people here that irk me. But this guy is an AWFUL business practitioner. I don't care if he's 5 or 40."

"Well… There's my dad. I can feel him judging me through the photo… Go away, dad. I don't care about 'getting all the ladies.'"

"WOW! A KISS! This will do for SOME flavor…it tastes like…Martin—I-I mean martinis. Oh well, it's the thought that counts, you know. …"


Major Kins

Kin 1: Dallas Smuth (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- He's a painter (which fits the art student thing i guess??). He has general dumbass hippie vibes overall. Also, he has glasses too (although his are sunglasses, technically). He's a hopeless romantic, too.

Quotes-

"Photography is like, art, but totally cheatinggg…if Mirphy does it, it's pretty cool, I guess…"

"Heh, nice 'arrrtttt.' I would love to develop that dark room if you know what I mean, heh. ….Eh…I uh…I don't know what I mean."

"Sighhhhhhhhhhhhh….There she iissss kid…So many…feelings."

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Kin 2: Trevor Garbo (Smile For Me)

Reasoning- Trevor is a chaotic little wolf child who conspires about vampires and stuff way too often. He also talks loud… very loud. Always in all-caps.

Quotes-

"SHE'S SUSPICIOUS. French maybe… -but not a vampire."

"With a device like that, I bet my voice carries for MILES. You could really spread a secret with one of these."

"There's no such thing as muscular men!! It was a RUSE made up for PUBLICITY! Wrestling is FAKE-SAUCE!"

@requiemisback language

Awww I like those
But also Formaggio aajsklds
All I can think about is his fight with orange boy, which honestly kind of made me laugh

LITERALLY
the whole fight was just "make orange small. now go small. wait how the fuck did he find me- fUCK he's shooting me down GO BIG GO BIG! okay that's it. spider time."
and then narancia went on to set the whole street on fire