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(Honestly you nailed Rayla's entire character down in a few interactions)

Hehe, I know how chaos characters think😈

I am a chaos character. as are Jasper and Jasmine, if you couldn't tell by the quotes. not all of them are age/time accurate, but they would happen at those ages. Jasper and Jasmine are Chaotic Neutral most of the time, leaning towards Chaotic Good.

I'm chaotic stupid as is Rayla lol

(Chaotic good is my alignment, especially in my stories because I like to protect the smol children by whatever means necessary)

(not sure of that made sense at all…)

(If you want an example, go check out what we're doing on… [looks around suspiciously])

( doing this with my pjo oc's + appearances from canon characters mwhaha)

Oliver: Antonio, I know you snuck out to see Phoenix last night.
Antonio: If you tell Coral or Mr. D, I swear I’ll murder you, and they’ll never find the body.
Oliver: Five bucks?
Antonio: Fine.

*Everyone is giving advice to Phoenix *
Oliver: It's okay to ask for help.
Coral: You're not a burden.
Mr. D: Murder is okay.
Antonio: Your feelings matter.

Oliver: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Sora and Coral's convo?
Antonio: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Belladonna: I'm in the washing machine.
Phoenix : I'm in the closet.
Antonio: We accept you Phoenix . <3
Phoenix : No I'm literally in the closet.
Antonio: Love is love. <3

Belladonna: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Coral: Several traffic violations.
Oliver: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Sora: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Antonio: Also, that’s not our car.

Antonio, holding a rock: Phoenix just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Belladonna: If you don't marry them, I will.

Belladonna: When do you usually go to sleep?
Phoenix: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Antonio: Coral! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.
Coral: blasting the mii theme at full volume That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

Belladonna: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Belladonna: waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro

Phoenix: Wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down for Apollo?
Oliver: ICARUS?

Coral, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Belladonna: I have locked Phoenix in a cage designed by their own art. Oh, they have been well and truly hoist by their own petard.
Chiron: Could you put it another way? I didn’t understand a word of that.
Belladonna: I’m blackmailing them.
Chiron: Oh, happy days.

Antonio: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Sora: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Phoenix: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

Oliver: Antonio, I screwed up, big time.
Antonio: Oliver, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Talia: I am a responsible adult!
River: raises brow
Talia: I am an adult.

Ben: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

Isa: Shade! I thought you were dead!
Shade: No, just in deep cover.
Isa: …But it was an open casket.
Shade: It was very deep.

Isa: Are you a cuddler?
Shade: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Isa:
Shade: …Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Marin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Blade: Your life?
Marin: I- well yes, but…

Fern: Ice isn't answering my messages.
Tiger: Allow me.
Fern: I tried six times! What makes you think you can-
Ice: (Replying to death threat) Hello.

Marigold: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Bracken: Weight loss? Drink water.
Marin: Clear skin? Drink water.
Blade: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

Rose: You remind me of the ocean.
Ice: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Rose: Because you're salty and you scare people.

Blade: Here are two pictures. One of them is a garbage dump, and one of them is your room.
Marin: Points at a picture That one's the dump
Blade: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM

Ice: We can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for one minute.
Fern: Thats not how you bake cookies.
Rose: FLOOR IT.
Ice: How about 4000000 degrees for one second?
Fern: YOU'RE GOING TO BURN THE HOUSE DOWN
Ice: I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES!!!
Rose: DO IT
Fern: NO-

Blade: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Tiger: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Ice, to Marigold: If you see Rose, give her this message. Makes neutral face She'll know what it means.
later
Marigold: Oh, and Ice said to give you this message
Marigold: Makes neutral face
Rose: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Bracken: You shouldn't bottle up your negative emotions, it's bad for your health.
Tiger: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out!
Bracken: That's not how it works-

Rose: Coughs up blood
Ice: Don't die, Rose!
Rose: Don't tell me what to do!

yes

Trinity: SPARKLES, CLIPSY, SPARKLES!
Eclipse: I'm just about as sparkly as my soul. And my soul is black. I will rip every individual curl off your head if you do that again.

Rayla: Does something stupid
Her dad: Hey could you maybe not do that
Rayla: Glares at dad What gives you the right to tell me what to do
Her dad: Holding up a piece of paper I have a fucking Ph. D.

Yrene: Hey Chase, you ever think about how the world used to be?
Chase: Yes. About as many times, equal to the number of fucks I give about someone trying to kill me.
Yrene: Nods thoughtfully Fair enough.

Alissa: Destroys a lot of property
Alissa: Kills a fuck ton of people
Alissa: Commits a mass genocide upon the population of China
Alissa: Says one bad thing about the hero's friends
The hero: Kicking down the door to Alissa's hideout You talkin' mad shit for someone within CRUSADING DISTANCE

Wren: Mumbles
Rosjāi: Genuinely not hearing Sorry, what?
Wren: Screeches
Rosjāi: Screeches as well due to shock

Ian: Does something stupid just to make Aelar laugh and choke on his food
Aelar: laughs, choking on his food
Ian: OMG, THAT WAS MY GOAL, BUT NOW I FEEL SO BAD!!!! Kitten, are you okay?!

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Aelar: See’s a tile on the floor slightly out of place and freaks out
Ian: Kitten, come on, it’ll be okay, just don’t think about it.
Aelar: How the hell can I not think about it? It’s right there in front of my face!
Ian: Love, it’s okay-
Aelar: It is not okay! This person had one job!

Bennete: Looking at Frÿhn I left for 5 minutes!
Rayla: Shrugs And?
Frÿh: Screming! GOD DAMN IT RAYLA WHAT THE FU-
Bennete: Did you *really have to stab him?!
Rayla: You weren't here! You didn't hear what she said to me!
Bennete: Pinching the bridge of his nose And what did she say?
Rayla: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Frÿh: Still screaming
Ûndyne: In the background She has a point you know-

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Rayla: Making food
Ûndyne: Walks in and scowls Since when do you cook?
Rayla: Since now, when I wanted to do something nice!
Ûndyne: Shaking his head Nope, not believing it.
Rayla: Sighs Damn it. . . okay, don't tell Bennete but I'm using his non-stick pots to make poisons to take down the King of the Elders.
Bennete: Hearing You're whAT?!
Rayla: Oop- bye bye! Disappears with the pots

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Frÿh: Hey Rayla, you remember that time when-
Bennete: Holds a hand up to stop Frÿh I swear to all the Lights, if this is about the boar incident I will stab you-
Rayla: Muffled snickering

Young Rayla's teacher: You are not to leave that box until your timeout is over, young lady!
Rayla: pouts
Rayla: A few minutes later gets an idea !!! Starts scotting it and giggles malevolently
The teacher: Notices RAYLA NO-
Rayla: Speeds up and starts laughing maniacally
About an hour later. . .
Rayla's dad: Hears the story . . .
Rayla's dad: BUT she didn't leave the box.

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Rayla: Staring down literal Death I'll give you my soul if you-
Bennete: nO DON'T YOU DARE ASK DEATH TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE AND CHEAT HER OUT OF YOUR SOUL AGAIN WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS YOU DO NOT CHEAT DEATH
Rayla: Pouts You're no fun.

(here's more!)

Rayla: Gently taps table:
Bennete: *Gently taps back
Frÿh: What are they doing?
Ûndyne: Morse code.
Rayla: Agressively taps table
Bennete: Slams hand down YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Ûndyne: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Bennete: Killed without hesitation.
Rayla: No.

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Rayla: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Frÿh: Not if they consent to it.
Ûndyne: Depends on who you're stabbing.
Bennete: yES?!

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Cop: You're recieving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Rayla: Shit.
Bennete: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Frÿh: OH MY LIGHTS ÛNDYNE FELL OFF-

Hector: Silvia, I am questioning your sanity…
Kenzo: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start.

Kenzo: You have to apologize to Hector!
Silvia: Fine!
Silvia: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Hector sneezes
Kenzo: Hector, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!
Silvia sneezes
Kenzo: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

Oh hi

Ilanden: We're about to do the taser challenge. You in?
Phoenix: How do you play?
Biin: You tase each other, then take a drink.
Phoenix: How does anyone win?
Ilanden: What are you, a lawyer? Are you in or not?

Warth: Hey, Aga?
Aga: Yeah?
Warth: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or False?
Aga:
Aga: Ilanden put you up to this, didn't he?

Myrioi: What is your favorite mythical story?
Phoenix: The Story of My Will to Live.
Myrioi: I don't think I've heard that one before.

Chaie: I need you to be serious for a minute.
Shaziri: Whoa, hold up, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing coping mechanism, it's not going anywhere.

Vorren: I can't imagine what Shaziri is planning with Ninaj, but I can tell you two things; I won't like it, and it won't be legal.

Chaie to Shaziri: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Phoenix: Sometimes she walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw her amble into certain death. And she drags me along every time.

Myrioi: I'm going to have to ask you to be respectful.
Erth: I'm going to politely decline.

Shaziri: Rules were made to be broken.
Chaie: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Ilanden: Uh, pinatas.
Warth: Glow sticks.
Reior: Karate boards.
Erth: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Shaziri: And rules!

Phoenix: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Myrioi: Theft.
Ilanden: Disturbing the peace.
Reior: Aggravated assault.
Erth: Arson.
Shaziri: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Astylius: (to Chaie) Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.
Ilanden: I THINK MONSTERS ATE THE MOON!!!
Astylius: Except for that guy.

manta: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl….
Mara: ….
Charlie: …..
Terrance: ……
Corie: ..Who?
Manta: That's the thing we don't-
Everyone stares at Corie

In a horror movie situation
spoko: I've got no service in my phone here.
beake: Shoot, my battery just died.
lemon: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.
flora: Guys, my phone is a book.

lettari: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

maddie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?
spoko: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.
beake: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.
chulta: Put spaghetti in it.
maddie: I am no longer taking suggestions.

manta: You don't know anything about me!
beake: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!

flora: Operation no more distractions is a go!
not even 10 seconds later
flora: Oh, look! A butterfly!

mackya: When I was a kid, lemon told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.
chulta: They are!
mackya: FOR REAL?
chulta: No! Why did you fall for it again?

River: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?
Evan: Your life?
River: I- well yes, but…

River: Vivian isn't answering my messages.
Evan: Allow me.
River: I tried six times! What makes you think you can-
Vivian: (Replying to death threat) Hello.

Suzanne: I truly believe that water can solve all your problems.
Warren: Weight loss? Drink water.
Suzanne: Clear skin? Drink water.
Evan: Want to get rid of someone? Drown them.

River: You remind me of the ocean.
Evan: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
River: Because you're salty and you scare people.

River: Here are two pictures. One of them is a garbage dump, and one of them is your room.
Evan: -Points at a picture- That one's the dump
River: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM

Warren: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Evan: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Warren: You shouldn't bottle up your negative emotions, it's bad for your health.
Evan: I know. That's why I bottle up all my emotions, positive and negative, so it cancels out
Warren: That's not how it works-

Screwgun: -Coughs up blood-
Suzanne: Don't die, Rose!
Screwgun: Don't tell me what to do!

Suzanne: SPARKLES, BULLMAN, SPARKLES!
Dreamer: I'm just about as sparkly as my soul. And my soul is black. I will rip every individual curl off your head if you do that again.

Screwgun: -Does something stupid-
Suzanne: Hey could you maybe not do that
Screwgun: What gives you the right to tell me what to do
Suzanne: -Holding up a piece of paper- I have a fucking Ph. D.

Vivian: We're about to do the taser challenge. You in?
Blackberry: How do you play?
Suzanne: You tase each other, then take a drink.
Blackberry: How does anyone win?
Vivian: What are you, a lawyer? Are you in or not?

Warren: What is your favorite mythical story?
Evan: The Story of My Will to Live.
Vivian: I don't think I've heard that one before.

Suzanne: I need you to be serious for a minute.
Vivian: Whoa, hold up, that dark sense of humor is a load-bearing coping mechanism, it's not going anywhere.

Vivian to Screwgun: Do you always run headlong into certain death?
Suzanne: Sometimes he walks. Occasionally shuffles. Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him amble into certain death. And he drags me along every time.

Suzanne: I'm going to have to ask you to be respectful.
Screwgun: I'm going to politely decline.

River: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Blackberry: Theft.
Warren: Disturbing the peace.
Vivian: Aggravated assault.
Evan: Multiple counts of murder in the first degree.
Screwgun: All of the above. In that order, probably.

Suzanne: (to Vivian) Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.
Screwgun: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CHILDREN JOINING THE SESH
Suzanne: Except for that guy.

this is based of an actual convo I had…
Savannah: so they..um..whats the word?
Sammy and Jamie: what word?
Savannah: its kinda like adopting but tempoary
Jamie: that's called human trafficking and its illegal
Savannah: no not that, its like renting an orphan
Sammy: FOSTERING?!??!
Savannah: yeah that's the word!

Assistant: finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods
Assistant, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!

Shiori: nudges Raiki at 3am Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. Raiki? Wake up, Raiki! Listen! They're sexless!
Raiki: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

Shiori: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Raiki, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

Raiki: Hi, I'm Shiori's emergency contact.
Counter Woman: You're here to pick them up?
Raiki: I'm here to remove myself as their emergency contact.

Oscar, talking to Robin on the porch: So, yeah he's a handfu- What do you have there?!
Quinn, running in circles around the tree: A KNIFE
Robin: NO

Conrad, trips: Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!
Guen: Watch your profanity!
Jasper: launches into a long stream of curse words

Iris, minding her business, buying clothes
Quinn: STORY TIME what this woman didn't realize is that this jacket had a whole… lot of style

Jaelynn: Why are you smiling like that
Jackii: Can't i just be happy?
Jasper: I tripped down the stairs.