forum Incorrect Quotes: Marvel Edition
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Jack: Apparently I'm volatile, self-obsessed, and don't play well with others.

Charles: Big man in a suit of armor. Take that off and what are you?
Jack: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Ben, standing on a table with Robert's shield: I can do this all day!!

Neo: I swallowed a bullet and the other guy spit it out.

Orin: I wouldn't touch Ordell, not until he kills you… slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. Then he'll wake up just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams I'll split his skull!
Orin: This is my bargain you mewling quim.
Annabeth, horrified: You're a monster.
Orin: No… you brought the monster.

Charles: My left arm is numb, is that normal?

Jack: * curses *
Annabeth: Language!
Jack: Hold up, can we address the fact that Annabeth just said "language"?
Annabeth: I know, I know… * throws motorcycle * It just slipped out.

Annabeth: I don't like bullies, I don't care where they come from.

Arrthyus: You can't fight Lord Phyrrus, Annabeth! He thinks he's a god!
Annabeth: There's only one God, master. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.

Jack: If they hurt you, hurt 'em back. If you get killed…
Jack: Walk it off

Charles: Um. Shakespeare in the park?
Charles: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

Annabeth, to Ben: It doesn't matter what you did or what you were. You fight, and you fight to win. Stay in here, and you're good, I'll send your brother to come find you. But if you step out that door, you are an Avenger.

@arrowchristian group

None of these characters belong to any one universe, I just threw them together, lol, anyway–

Mystee: I understood that reference!

Christian: [curses]
Gemma: Language!

Overload: Hey, let's do Get Help.
Maximum: What? No.
Overload: Come on, you love it!
Maximum: I hate it.
Overload: Do you have a better idea?
Maximum: No.
Overload: We're doing it.
Maximum: We are not doing Get Help.
[five minutes later]
Overload: [carrying Maximum over her shoulders] Get help! My friend! He's dying!
Overload: [throws Maximum at the enemy] HELP HIM!!!

Dracula: You cannot defeat me.
Oceanwing: Oh, I know I can't.
Oceanwing: But he can.
Judah: [appears in a blaze of light]

Lee: I can do this all day.

Renee: Move, or you will be moved.

Mesmer: I AM A GOD, YOU DULL CREATURES!! AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY–
Glitch: [punches him in the face]

[Annie when someone mentions her parents]
Annie: Yes, very sad.
Annie: Anyway–

Those are just a few I can think of off the top of my head; I'll probably be back with more sometime.

@Sweet_Pea

Principal: Sasha daughter of Becky
Sasha: Mr. Howard son of a bitch your still alive! I thought me and my friends killed you like last school year!

Emma: Your being a really bad friend!
Kris: No you bad friend! >:(

@Mosis_Is_Lost language

Levi to Lina about Jack: In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days!
Levi: His mum! His dad! And that guy! And whoever that is! And His brother! And His brother again! And again!
Lina: It seemed everyone he loved, he had lost, so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod!

@arrowchristian group

Levi to Lina about Jack: In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days!
Levi: His mum! His dad! And that guy! And whoever that is! And His brother! And His brother again! And again!
Lina: It seemed everyone he loved, he had lost, so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod!

I don’t know this quote. Is it from Love and Thunder? Cuz I can just tell it’s about Thor, lol.

@Mosis_Is_Lost language

Levi to Lina about Jack: In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days!
Levi: His mum! His dad! And that guy! And whoever that is! And His brother! And His brother again! And again!
Lina: It seemed everyone he loved, he had lost, so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod!

I don’t know this quote. Is it from Love and Thunder? Cuz I can just tell it’s about Thor, lol.

Yup! Heh