Hel: Aw man… that sounds (Hel paused, and then started to snicker.) That… that sounds… (She started to laugh louder until it ironically started to sound like a witches cackle.) TH- THAT SS-SOUNDS PRETTY R O U G H. (She falls over laughing at her terrible joke.) GET IT CAUSE YOU'RE A WOLF! HA!
Lily: Wish Camren were here so these jokes aren't made a bunch!… (She then hears Camren say ow, and her ears perk up.) Speak of the devil. (She quickly goes, brings him in.) This is Camren.
Camren: (He waves a bit.) (He wears the same clothes as Lily, but he also has brown hair, it's a little messy, and he wears an eye visor, which makes it to wear his eyes are green on it, surrounded by black.)
Max: Would ya look at that. S’koin on?
Lily: Lots is goin' on.
Camren: (He's a bit confused…)
Lily: (She shrugs.)
Hel: Hey what's up Newbie 2.0! (She recovers from her laughing fit.) Do you have any plot breaking powers or are you just half ghost wolf too?
Chesh looked up suddenly. "Sorry I spaced out. What are we talking about?" She asked, looking around.
(Hel heard the purple haired girl speak and brightened up.) Hel: Oh my gosh!! Yooo good to have you back! Two newbies showed up! I think they're ghost wolf people or something. Some supernatural business. The girl's Lily and the boy's Camera. They're a brother and sister duo who fight crime and save the world from mafia bosses! (She made that last part up. She just wanted to say something cool.)
Chesh glared at Lily and Camera. "Excuse you! I have relatives in the Mafia and I will gladly fight you over it!" She snarled at them.
Max rolled his eyes: Alright, calm down Chesh. Hel was kiddin’ with the whole mafia thing. Not a very good joke when you have me, someone who work for the mafia and her, someone with relatives in the Mafia.
(Hel paused in her place.) Hel: Why is everyone either an orphan or part of the Mafia?? Or have some distant connection to the Mafia?? (She ponders for a moment.) Are you all Italian??
Max: I’m Australian! I just got involved with the American Mafia. Screw the Italians, although they do make nice pizza.
Hel: Hey there will be NO screwing Italians on my watch. And when did America get a Mafia? I went to the human world a bunch of times and I didn't see any Mafia… I mean then again I only went when it was midnight when everyone thought I was a cryptid of some sort and just got Taco Bell, but that's not the point! Do you kill people or something? Is it an evil, good, or morally grey area kind of thing for you?
Max shrugged: Morally grey I guess. We kill bad people and not innocents, same with stealing and such. We do what we have to though.
Hel: Dang… and you're 19? Gosh everyone here is just… Bapy. (She spoke with a terrible Russian accent.) Everyone is tiny Bapy with emotional trouble. (She stopped talking in the accent.) You know what, at least you don't kill for evil. Unlike SOME people I know. (She had a bitter smile forced on her face.) But that's whatever, you don't ENJOY killing people right?
Again, Max shrugged: Yeah, nah. Depends on the day. If I’m have a bad day dealing with cock heads then killing is a relief but it doesn’t happen often.
Chesh shrugged. "I have no idea what I am. How old are you Hel? You seemed so surprised at how young we are."
(Hel smirked goofily.) Hel: I think I'm like 30 something, bro. I can pay taxes n' shiz. I mean, we don't have taxes where I'm from, but if I wanted to, I definitely could.
Ragnor: stands, raising an eyebrow
Where in the worlds have I ended up now
Eve: Small, fae-like creature sitting on Ragnor's shoulder. Tilts her small head, long ears twitching
I dunno
We were suppose to get back to the Reserve…
Max raises a beer towards the newbies: G’day mates! How’s it goin’?
Ragnor: Looks over
Hm…depends on your definition of 'newbies'
Shrugs
Though I suppose that I am indeed new here, so yes
Eve: Eyes narrow
'New', hardly
Ragnor: Chuckles
C'mon Eve, don't worry so much
Eve: Well, if I don't worry, you'd probably be dead by now
I am the one after all who reminds you to take your shot
Ragnor: Moves his right hand, which is completely covered in a metal gauntlet. A sad smile appears on his face
Heh…yea, you're right hun
Max: Well, uh, I’m Max, the only Australian here. You’ve got Hel and Chesh, Lily and Camren, the wolf siblings.
Who might you two drongos be and where ya from? he takes a swig of bear.
Ragnor: Glances over
Ragnor Barron, though I have gone by other names, some rather colorful ones to be exact
Chuckles softly
Then as for the small fae on my shoulder, Eve my Familiar
Eve: Wings flutter for a moment, tail curling around her side. Remains on Ragnor's shoulder
Mhm, I am Eve
Ragnor: Rubs the back of his head with the metallic arm
Well, where we're from…
Eve: Let's make it simple, from a different world
Hel: Oh my gosh more people. S'uh dudes! (She waves a hand lazily.) To recap: I'm a witch, Max is a beer drinkin' bro, Chesh is purple and cool, and the two ghost wolf somethings haven't spoken in a while so it's ju- (She pauses at the sound of a sharp, clear ringing.) One moment. (She hold her hand to her head with her thumb in her ear and her pinky against her mouth.) What's up… What?! No no, shut up!… Okay, and what do you want me to do about it??… But I'm with friends right now! And some new folks are here!… Babe… Babe!… BAAAAABE! OKAY FINE I'M GOIN'! STOP PANICKING. (She puts down her hand and sighs. She stands up.) Duty calls folks. I'll be back in a couple hours, but that depends when my issues are resolved. (She opens a new portal.) I'll see y'all when I'm doooooooone… (She falls backwards into the portal and her echoes are heard on the way down. The portal closes.)
Max raises an eyebrow but shrugs: We’re all from different worlds or universes here. Nice to meet you both.
Ragnor: Nods
Pleasure
Eve: Flutters off of Ragnor's shoulder, flitting over to where the portal had once been. Circles it a few times, then returns to Ragnor's shoulder
Ragnor: Watches his familiar, waiting for her to return
Well, anything catch your interest
Eve: Meh, not really
Thought maybe some kind of rare magic, like void, but didn't seem like it
Ragnor: Doubtful that void would be this far. Well, suppose it's better than the corruption or abominations