(Kye: Dad you don't need to have the most souls, we don't even know what to do with them anymore)
(Derlik: But… I gotta be the very best 🥺Like no one ever wasss~)
(Kye, : so does me telling you you're the best not count anymore…? 🥺🥺🥺)
(Derlik: :'0 we don't get to visit Astral then?)
(I swear you guys's characters have to babysit the gods to make sure they don't blow everything up)
(Kye, : so does me telling you you're the best not count anymore…? 🥺🥺🥺)
(Derlik quickly: No no!! It means the entire world to me!)
(Kye is literally so bipolar at this point from child who gets all sad when not constantly cuddled and loved to mature adult in the body of a 12 year old lmaoooo)
(Kye: Ugh if you wanna visit we can, but I'm only going to say hi to Simon.)
(Kye, : so does me telling you you're the best not count anymore…? 🥺🥺🥺)
(Derlik quickly: No no!! It means the entire world to me!)
(Kye: Then you'll stop collecting so many souls? 🥺)
(loooool this child istg I love 'im)
(Derlik: yeay! :DD)
(Kye: Then you'll stop collecting so many souls? 🥺)
(Derlik: Okay… whispering under breath I'll slow down a little)
((Simon, who low key wants to die: lol oKaY tHeN))
(Astral, snatching Shane back: nO-)
(The child, now the Toddler, waddling over and grabbing Shane: New toy!! waddles away)
((Simon, yeeting after the child: nO that’s not a toy))
(Shane: NOT A TOY)
(The Child: giggle but Father said people like this are toys!)
(Astral: innocent whistling)
(Derlik: Yes sir salutes Shall we get going?)
(Kye, showing up with Derlik: holy shit what the hell is going on here- OH MY GOSH THERE'S A CHILD, THEY NEED HUGS)
(Derlik: OH MY GOD ASTRAL)
(Astral: I-)
(Derlik: YOU LITTLE SHIT)
((Simon just handing the kid to Kye like “hold this” before going to beat up Astral))
(Derlik would also beat up Astral for different reasons)
(The child: blinks Hello! Like my new toy? Holds Shane up)
(Shane, mouthing: H e l p m e)
(Kye, now holding the child: Hello! Yes, I do, but he's not a toy. He's just a very mean person. :D)
(The Child: Father said mean people dese- desev- get to be toys though, so he is one! :D)
(Kye: Well, I'm sorry to tell you, but if you look at his wrist? It has that funny mark there, right? It means he belongs somewhere already.)
(The child: Oh… so he's someone else's toy?)
(ahaha Swim we're reading in class about Pandora and it's not a box, it's a jar)
(Kye: You could say that, yes.)
(Astral's Jar the most terrifying myth of them all)
(The Child: So… I gotta give him back?)
((Simon about to murder Astral like: “YOU TAUGHT THEM WHAT?!”))
(Astral: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T THINK THEY'D REMEMBER!!)
(Derlik: HOW DID YOU HAVE A CHILD IN THE FIRST PLACE?!!)
(Astral's Jar as a myth from Pandora's jar I'm-)
(Kye: Mm hm. I bet we can find something fun to do instead?)
(I love it)
(The child: Okay! Just yeets Shane away)