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Wren: Oh gods we exposed him too early-
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Elliot is typing…
Elliot: Usually you get a new body after the one you have is too old and you die, but I wouldn't put it past Astral to decide to just get you a new one
Elliot: Plus that magic water shit that'll tear your soul out, that's what happened to me at least
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Elliot is typing…*
**Elliot: +Wren it's better now than when it's happening, at least…
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Wren is typing…
Wren: The amount of times I almost fell in there scared Marcos enough that I lost privilege of going to the garden by myself.
Wren: +Elliot That's fair I suppose. Knowing ahead of time makes it less terrifying.
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((Simon: laughs in trans))
Sy is typing…
Sy: oh okay that’s not too bad
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(I'm just imagining Simon crying with joy when he's male on the outside as well)
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Elliot is typing…
Elliot: The worst thing is falling in the water and they decide to keep your current body, I was screaming like there was no tomorrow
Elliot: It hurt like it too
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(He did an itty bit when Astral took the hakuna my tatas away)
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(He did an itty bit when Astral took the hakuna my tatas away)
((Hakuna my tatas—))
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((But yeah he cried and thanked Astral and Astral who literally did that with barely any anesthesia had no idea why Simon was thanking him))
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Sy is typing…
Sy: oh jeez…well that definitely does sound less than ideal
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(Me in the background: iT mEaNs No WoRRiEs-)
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(He really didn't he was just doing it to fuck with Simon-)
Elliot is typing…
Elliot: Honestly always try to get them to give you a new body, it isn't worth it
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Wren is typing…
Wren: Yeah, +Elliot that sounds awful. I'm sorry you had to experience that.
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(FoR tHe ReSt Of YoUr DaYs Except for all the people who have to deal with the gods you'll be in pain forever–)
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(All the gods: it's a problem filledddddd… philosophyyyyyyy)
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(All the claimed: doesn't it go 'problem free?')
(The gods: yes, but that's not how life works)
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(Derlik coming out, tits a-blazing: HAKUNA MY TATAS)
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(Kye: dad you need to mcfucking stop with your horny bullshit for just five minutes-)
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((Some random teenager: sirs this is a McDonalds—))
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(Derlik, laughing: My dear son, the day I stop being horny the world will explode :D)
(Kye: How did you say the colon d smiling face out loud????)
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(God I love these characters and stories)
(Derlik, standing on top of the table: I ordered a large fry, but all I got were hundreds of little ones!! I'll have your soul for this!!!!)
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((The poor teenager who definitely isn’t getting paid minimum wage to put up with shit like this: sir please-))
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(Derlik, already trying to set the restaurant on fire: Y o u r s o u l)
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(Kye: DAD NO MORE SOULS, JUST GROW THE FRIES AND LET'S GO HOME)