TomatorNator: Why didnt anyone tell me until now
SharpStones: you didn't ask Tomma
SharpStones: sides I figured it was obvious
TomatorNator: No?
WalkInTheWoods: sucks to be you, lol
WalkInTheWoods: @LittleMoon how does that even work
ALiteralStar: yeah Artie ur literally blind??
LittleMoon: Don’t ask
Apollo: I’m just curious as to how you haven’t completely fucked up a text yet, you wouldn’t even tell.
LittleMoon: I’m surprisingly good at being coherent when I’m talking to a phone
ALiteralStar: what 😭
Apollo: Why are we even questioning this, weirder shit has happened.
SharpStones: oh yeah like what
WalkInTheWoods: like the time tomma caught rabies or something
SharpStones: WHAT
WalkInTheWoods: yeah
TomatorNator: When did i ever catch rabies
WalkInTheWoods: remember when the fish bit you
ALiteralStar: damn the tomato caught rabies?? wild
Apollo: Darrell once got a knife somehow and nearly stabbed Artemis.
LittleMoon: That was traumatizing
ALiteralStar: he was just confused!!!
Apollo: He clearly had murderous intent. And I can’t say I blame him, Artemis is a bit insufferable.
LittleMoon: I’m right here?
TomatorNator: Fish dont have rabies! Hartie you should know that
WalkInTheWoods: you panicked and bit me
TomatorNator: No that was for something else
TomatorNator: And i was six then!
SharpStones: I ALMOST STABBED TOMMA
WalkInTheWoods: get rid of the almost
WalkInTheWoods: you did
SharpStones: wrong
SharpStones: i prefer "surprise bloodletting"
(beepbee)
(I need more people here pretty please I’m dying aaaaaagggghh)
Apollo: “Surprise bloodletting” is too vague. You could mean anything that would cause someone to bleed. This could literally range from a paper cut to decapitation.
LittleMoon: Stabbing people is bad
LittleMoon: And so is surprise bloodletting
ALiteralStar: yeah, set shit on fire instead
LittleMoon: No
Apollo: Set Darrell on fire.
ALiteralStar: I’ll fucking break your arms and throw them in a ditch
Apollo: Come up with more creative threats.
LittleMoon: Stop fighting please
(bump bump still open-)
(Beep? 🥺👉👈)
SharpStones: yeah you need to work on those threats
SharpStones: STRIKE FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF YOUR ENEMIES
WalkInTheWoods: and concern your friends
SharpStones: same difference
TomatorNator: Why would you do that for
SharpStones: INTIMIDATION IS THE FIRST STEP TOWARDS VICTORY
TomatorNator: Is that why you keep losing
(maglo where)
FlamingFox:fire emoji
MoonGazer: I forgot this existed
FlamingFox: Exellent we're setting people on fire
MoonGazer: sheesh
Isa has joined the chat
Isa: ooh arson buddies/j
MoonGazer: I'm just going to lurk until someone actually dies
FlamingFox: That would require stalking the person irl lol
MoonGazer: Peace sign
Isa: Anyway hello
Isa: Strangers
Isa: Who I don't know
FlamingFox: thats a bad intro bud
Isa: comparatively better to getting stabbed I think
MoonGazer: concerned noises
Isa: um /j
(I need more people here pretty please I’m dying aaaaaagggghh)
(if i have permission i would definitely join)
(PANDORA!! Yes you may join hehe)
(hehe thank you)
secretlyrich has joined the chat
distinguished_dragon has joined the chat
menacetosociety has joined the chat
menacetosociety: anyone in need of a coffin?? we're having a deal right now!! buy one and get the other one for half price!!!
secretlyrich: oh my gods Tao no-
secretlyrich: why are you like this
menacetosociety: i run a business here and we're always in need of more customers :D
secretlyrich: please ignore her, she's just…a bit…off the rails
menacetosociety: HEY! I AM NOT!
menacetosociety: but seriously anyone need a coffin? or, if you'd prefer, we have a secret program where we take someone out for you!!
secretlyrich: wtf doesn't your family run a funeral home???
menacetosociety: uh yeah? but how do you think we get half of our customers???
secretlyrich: 😦
Isa: I'll call you when I die
FlamingFox: I'm going to have my ashes burned so no thanks
MoonGazer: Huh. Thats a solid take. Surprisingly mature Shi
FlamingFox: cuz being burned alive is rad
MoonGazer: nvm
Isa: You'd be burned a dead, not alive
FlamingFox: don't care!
LittleMoon: Apollo if you say anything about chickens I’ll shoot you again
Apollo: Artemis, you’re blind.
LittleMoon: I know
ALiteralStar: guys stfu
LittleMoon: Fine
Apollo: “Burned a dead” isn’t a phrase I’ve heard before. But you are correct.
LittleMoon: Nerd
ALiteralStar: do you have two coffins by any chance
SharpStones: WE HAVE A SURPLUS OF COFFINS
WalkInTheWoods: we?
WalkInTheWoods: what do you mean we?
SharpStones: DONT QUESTION IT
TomatorNator: Stop yelling its rude
SharpStones: oi what's with the manners
SharpStones: youd apologize for getting stabbed wouldnt you
TomatorNator: No
WalkInTheWoods: yes
menacetosociety: @ALiteralStar we do!!! I'm guessing you want one? i can get Z to send a picture of a pamphlet with the different coffins and all that fancy, formal stuff
distingushed_dragon: Why must I always do the talking?
menacetosociety: you give a thorough rundown of all the services we offer
menacetosociety: also I'm surprised you figured out how to use a phone lmao
menacetosociety he's like notoriously bad at technology
ALiteralStar: @menacetosociety I would appreciate that
Apollo: Atlas.
ALiteralStar: what
Apollo: You know what.
LittleMoon: Apollo thinks we’re all terrible with technology
Apollo: Neither of you have remembered a single day in your life that turning it off and turning it back on usually fixes the problem.
ALiteralStar: ARTIE IS BLIND THO
LittleMoon: Yeah :(
Apollo: They didn’t even remember when they could see, and besides, what’s your excuse?
ALiteralStar: I’m just dumb lmao
ALiteralStar: it’s the adhd 💅
WalkInTheWoods: eh i've seen worse
WalkInTheWoods: hayboy forgets to blink sometimes
SharpStones: hayboy who
TomatorNator: I told you not to call me that
WalkInTheWoods: ok hayboy
SharpStones: @Apollo your good with technology? i might need help
WalkInTheWoods: *you're
SharpStones: shut up
FlamingFox: despite the fact I've never used a phone in my life I'm doing pretty well
Isa: What
MoonGazer: yeah pretty anachronistic ain't it
FlamingFox: I mean its not that hard to use
MoonGazer: true
Isa: whats a phone
menacetosociety: @ALiteralStar great i'll get Z to send the pic
menacetosociety: Z send the photo
secretlyrich: he's offline
menacetosociety: fuck guess I'll have to do it myself, ugh the horror
menacetosociety has uploaded an image
menacetosociety:do you guys have any friends that are so out of touch with modern-day society that its sometimes painful to watch? cuz i do
menacetosociety: Z is so old, he's basically a boomer. Anything modern confuses him so much, and it's so fun just to say random shit and watch him figure out what the hell I'm saying
secretlyrich: Z is 35, not like 80
menacetosociety: he doesn't act like it was he raised by stuffy old people?? was he raised by wolves??? is he taking immortality pills??? is he secretly a witch????
distingushed_dragon: Oh for gods sake, not this again.
distingushed_dragon: For the last time, I am not taking immortality pills. They do not exist and the mere idea was a creation by alchemists who thought they could break the "code" of immortality. I am not a witch, nor was I raised by "stuffy old people" as you so kindly put it. Or wolves for that matter.
menacetosociety: ur no fun :(
MoonGazer: #wolfsupremacy
FlamingFox: don't start
Isa: Most people in the feywild don't really know how any technology works
Isa: Like sometimes I'll say something about like agriculture and they will be confused
Isa: they just don't leave home much
FlamingFox: can't relate
FlamingFox: currently 100 miles from home and counting
Isa: good job?
TheGreatestBowman has joined the chat.
TheGreatestBowman: heyyy
WalkInTheWoods: ah shit
SharpStones: who
TomatorNator: Language
TomatorNator: Who is it
WalkInTheWoods: don't associate with him
TheGreatestBowman: its ya boi petty
WalkInTheWoods: untype that
SharpStones: oh ew its pet