ELM Warriors Short Story

(Warning: In the official Character Sheet for Fyiere I de-aged her. She is now officially going to be 29 during the official story. And since this is 3 years after story which means she’s 32 in this. And the rest of the cast is 3 years older than normal)

“Hey! Somebody pass me my coffee!” Sue screamed breaking everything into silence. 

Irie shot over a piece of ice that was carrying the coffee.

“You froze it!” Sue continued screaming, “What the Fuck!”

“I’m sorry.”

“Here I’ll heat it up.” Fyiere said practically dragging herself across the room. Upon reaching Sue’s cup, she put it in her hand. Orange flames leapt up from her hand, heating up the mug and melting the frozen coffee. “There it’s done.”

Sue took a sip of her coffee. “A little cold but it will do”

“Ok Sue. Why’da call us up?”

“Well, Fy, if you hadn’t noticed today is the anniversary of when we kille-.”

“NO”

“No,” said Sue who was slightly taken aback, “Why?”

“There’s a kid in the room.” Fyiere said pointing at Litzi.

“I’M 14” Litzi screamed causing a bunch of lightning to go off outside. Rain fallowing. 

“Yeah you’re still a kid. Nothing can deny that. But seriously we totally showed her!” Sue said her mind suddenly changing back to the previous subject. “Wanna know where i got it from”

“No, but I’m gonna assume we get no choice so shoot.” Fyiere said really tired with her.

“I got it from a movie.”

“No any movies we’ve seen.” Donna said intervening into the conversation reminding everyone that she was there. 

“That's because you’ve never seen good movies… or musicals.So honey whatchu waiting for-?”

“Shut up Sue!” Fyiere said yelling in the others ear.

There was a brief moment of silence.

“So what are we going to do to celebrate?” Donna said finally breaking the silence.

“Monopoly.” Sue replied with the only game she had ever played.

“Oh V no, remember last time your played that!” Litzi said remembering the chaotic game they had gotten themselves into.

“I can’t believe you cheated!”

“That’s what people do in the market all the time!”

“That’s not how you play monopoly!”

“Oh yah bad idea.”

“Wait why didn’t you invite the others?” Litzi asked while looking around realizing the other three weren’t here. 

“I wanted an only Girls anniversary.” Sue said taking another sip from her cup of coffee, “Ugh it's cold again.”

Fyiere took the cup from Sue’s hand and orange flames leapt up from her hand again, repeating the earlier process.

“Well Claudia ain’t here”

“Bitch you know if the boys go, she fallows. Like there the mother ducklings and she’s an idiot ferret.”

“Guys…”

“I have no idea what you mean.”

“Well fuck you!”

“EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP!”

Everybody stopped to see Litzi red faced. Clenching her fist.

There was another awkward moments of silence until-.

“I’m going to kill the Fuckin Bastard that taught her that.”

“Uh… Fy?”