First Interview between Tito De Calamari and Dr. Sarah Steenrod

Interviewer: [[Character-1035248]] of Ford-well

Interviewee: [[Character-1034934]] 

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[Begin Interview]

Dr. Steenrod: Hello Oh my god, it's so nice to meet you. My name is Sarah Steenrod but you can call me Rod or Dr. Steenrod or anything you want. Your choice on what you call me. I can't wait to learn more about you. This is my first time interviewing someone. I just hope we can be friends.

Tito: (Silence)

Dr. Steenrod: So, tell me your name.

Tito: Hello Dr. Rod, Is it fine if I call you that?

Dr. Steenrod: I have no problem with it.

Tito: My name is Tito De Calamari! Of the famous Calamari family in Italy.

Dr. Steenrod: ...Wait for a second, yo-you ar-are Tito De Calam-Calamari?

Tito: (Laughs) And I have to say, Dr. Rod, you look delicious. What do you use on your skin? It looks amazing. (Licks Lips)

Dr. Steenrod: (Taps on the clipboard)

Tito: Are you ok Doc. You look over...whelmed. Do you need help? (Takes her hand) You don't have to worry about a thing, I wouldn't bite. (Licks his lips)

Dr. Steenrod: NO! (Moves her hand) I'm fine, I'm just surprised that I'm sitting face to face with (Looks away) The Wendigo.

Tito: Well, you don’t have to worry Dr. Rod. I wouldn't hurt you...or will I (Laughs). But you wanted to know more about me. (Sits forward) Ask away

Dr. Steenrod: (Nervously laughs) Let's start with an easy question. What is your favorite color, Tito?

Tito: (Coughs) Easy Dr. Rod, Red is my favorite color. Any type, like Dark red, light red, your sweater red but My favorite of all the reds (chuckles) is blood red.

Dr. Steenrod: (Gulp) Ok (Smiles Nervously) next question. What is your Favorite animal?

Tito: You are giving me a lot of easy questions. How about you ask me for a real one. (Leans forward a little bit more) Dr. Rod.

Dr. Steenrod: Ok (Gulps and stutters) Wha-what religion do yo-you foll-follow?

Tito: (Smiles) The Great Wendigo!

Dr. Steenrod: (Pauses)...Does he have a name at all? And why don't you… (Gulps) Explain him to me.

Tito: (Tapping the table) Sure thing, The Forsaken Hunter is the true form of Hunger, Fear, being alone. He doesn't need a reason. He doesn't need help. He is here to give people a second chance.... (Laughs) Like me.

Dr. Steenrod: Follow up(Smiles Nervously and stutters) What do-does he look like and how di-did you me-meet him? 

Tito: Well, He is a tall thin figure. (Leans forward) Well, he's a tall thin figure. Wearing a deer skull and has a showing rib cage and spine around his chest and stomach area. He has dark brown fur and is about 7 feet tall. We met when I was 14 years old when the accident happened.

Dr. Steenrod: What was the accident(Gulps).

Tito: When I was in the town that I was living in, I fell down a hill and became unconscious. When I was unconscious, I met him in a dream. 

Dr. Steenrod: (Smiles Nervously and looks at the clock) Well, that's all the time I have today.

Tito: One more thing before I leave Dr. Rod (gives her hand)

Dr. Steenrod: (Scared)

Tito: I would like to say that this was the first interview that I didn't get insulted out, beat, or forced to take drugs at. I have to say, I can’t wait to see more of you. Like they say in my language. (Italian) Chi si prede cura dei Bambini deve accettare il bene ed il male.

Dr. Steenrod: (Smiles Nervously and moves hand) Ya, no problem Tito

[End Of Interview]