forum I'll make fun of your character(s)
Started by @jantz
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@requiemisback language

(i don't have a link for my character but i have a ref sheet- do i need a link or can i send the sheet–)
(just wanna ask before i send a very long text wall)

@jantz

i don't have a link for my character but i have a ref sheet- do i need a link or can i send the sheet–
just wanna ask before i send a very long text wall

feel free to just send it here

@requiemisback language

alright then, here we go!!

Name-
Delilah Higashikata
Age-
20 (born on June 26, 2001)
Gender-
Female
Sexuality-
Biromantic asexual
Personality-
She's overall very optimistic, though she does have a rather short fuse when it comes to making her mad.
Backstory-
The second child of Tomoko Higashikata, she was born just two years after her brother, Josuke Higashikata, finally rid of a serial killer who had been running rampant through their hometown, Morioh, Japan. Her childhood was fairly normal, other than Josuke being rather paranoid after his whole ordeal in 1999, and always keeping an eye on her if she went outside to play or anything. She moved out of her mom's home, alongside Josuke because of his paranoia and all, when she was 18.
Appearance-
Build-
Hourglass body type, overall pretty athletic, stands at 5'8
Hair-
Mid-length, slightly dark blue hair (inherited from her mother, Tomoko, who has the same hair color).
Eyes-
Deep hazel, with a tinge of grayish-blue in the center.
Skintone-
Olive, with a few freckles on her nose and cheeks. She has the Joestar birthmark (which looks like this) on her left upper shoulder, close to her lower neck.
Clothes-
When she's at home, she wears whatever casual clothes are in her closet. When she goes out, she usually wears a floral blouse, black jeans, and the same pair of flats. And if not that, then she can be seen wearing dresses that also have floral patterns on them (all given to her by Josuke, he knows she loves flowers and stuff), along with, you guessed it, the black flats mentioned twice before.
Gear/Weapons (if any)-
She keeps a pocketknife in her purse at all times.
Other:
She has a Stand, though she doesn't use it much. She only really uses it when Josuke asks to spar with her, and even then, he doesn't do that often.

@jantz

@salem she seems like the type of mf to look both ways twice before crossing the street. probably eats the brown part of a banana. seems like the type of mf to follow the law, and in the event she got mugged or sumn she'd pull her pocketknife on the mugger and (it being illegal in Japan to carry a knife with a locking or a folding blade longer than 5.5 cm) the mugger would just laugh.
blue hair

average height for a grown Japanese woman 5'2 so gahdamn she's tall

@jantz

@MJ-THE-FRIENDLY-NEIGHBORHOOD-ARSONIST
Godchallenger? 5'9? 200 lbs? Only thing he's challenging is a Wendy's 4-for-4. He lives in a tree? Yeah, he looks like it. Either that or he'd live behind a little caesar's.

@jantz

@sheabutter racist? a socialist? ew. this mfing mouth-breather probably deserved to be kidnapped. sensory disorder? loser alert loser alert

(i have a sensory disorder)

@larcenistarsonist group

@MJ-THE-FRIENDLY-NEIGHBORHOOD-ARSONIST
Godchallenger? 5'9? 200 lbs? Only thing he's challenging is a Wendy's 4-for-4. He lives in a tree? Yeah, he looks like it. Either that or he'd live behind a little caesar's.

i am caCKLING-

XD

@jantz

Here's my favorite lil' musician oc:

imagine giving yourself a nickname; that's cringe asf. seems like the type of mf to constantly say/post "I was born in the wrong generation" and expect people to agree with her. cut her hair for her farming? guess hair ties weren't really a thing during the Edo period. and a BOWL CUT??

@jantz

@Goosey
ok, for starters, a band-aid on the nose. edgy kid alert edgy kid alert. seems like the type of mf to hype himself up too much. "yeah i can totally beat this guys ass" he says, second before having his ass handed to him. has a really punchable face. don't even get me started on those wannabe side-burns; ugliest mfers I've ever seen in my life. needs to get a razor and shave not only his face but his whole-ass head. i'd argue that the mf would look better bald. no wonder his parents didn't want his ass.

@jantz

@LiteralCyborg
I saw the word "crackhead" and immediately cringed.
attachment issues?

likable flaws? looks like we've got ourselves a bit of a mary-sue. reading his character sheet was like eating flour; really fucking bland. definitely wouldn't want to ever hang out with this guy because there'd be nothing even remotely interesting to talk with him about. seems like he'd try and pull a really unfunny prank and get his shit rocked.

@jantz

@Altar_Ego
pink eye? she probably needs to see a doctor for that…
i can't like see her being like a minor antagonist. like, I feel like she'd like try and turn someone's sword into clay or sumn and she'd like get the shit slapped outta her. her character is very very much like her background; boring. add more stuff and I'll have more to make fun of her for

@jantz

@hauntedbell
wtf kinda name is oakley? looks like someone didn't have any tp after letting out a fat shit and just used the top of her head instead. you could probably fit the entire population of California on that forehead. i don't even know who the guy in the 3rd picture in the gallery is but I already like him more than oakley.

@hauntedbell

@hauntedbell
wtf kinda name is oakley? looks like someone didn't have any tp after letting out a fat shit and just used the top of her head instead. you could probably fit the entire population of California on that forehead. i don't even know who the guy in the 3rd picture in the gallery is but I already like him more than oakley.

truly deserved she has a fivehead 💔

@SingSongKV group

imagine giving yourself a nickname; that's cringe asf. seems like the type of mf to constantly say/post "I was born in the wrong generation" and expect people to agree with her. cut her hair for her farming? guess hair ties weren't really a thing during the Edo period. and a BOWL CUT??

That "wrong generation" quote, That's it. That's the entire character. 😂