forum American Hogwartz!
Started by @Leo-Valdez-Is-The-God-Of-Chaos
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Florida Man is just a fucking feral magic student who is way too smart for their own good and have a smidge too much bastard in them
(Me, it's me by the way. I'm FL. Man)

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Florida Man: What do you mean I can't bring a muggle into school? This is my emotional support nerd

@Shadow_Knight group

The revolutionary war was probably over that people in the colonies wanted to use magic more freely, where as the ministry wanted to try to hide it from the muggles as best as they can.

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

The revolutionary war was probably over that people in the colonies wanted to use magic more freely, where as the ministry wanted to try to hide it from the muggles as best as they can.

The true reason

@Yamatsu

But what if the Dartmouth was carrying taxable spell and potion components as well as tea? It would support the fact that it was only a very vocal minority that wanted to get rid of Britain.

@Shadow_Knight group

But what if the Dartmouth was carrying taxable spell and potion components as well as tea? It would support the fact that it was only a very vocal minority that wanted to get rid of Britain.

That would explain why the British would be so mad!

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Gasp
What about cryptids?
Would Mothman be an animus who has a bit of trouble fully transforming

@Fangirl616 group

Ok, here's a question: would all the different schools have the same houses? Because we know that every section of the USA is wildly different.

Also, would each school affect your resume? Would some of them be more community college vs harvard? If there's so many maybe they could affect what kind of jobs you're able to get.

@Becfromthedead group

I think they would probably have different houses.
And idk, that depends. Because technically you can go where you want, but usually people go to the geographically closest school.

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"Like I know quills are aesthetic as hell, but s t o p."

"Why don't you just… Use computers to take notes?"

"You mean there's no protection during Quidditch games? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A NET?!"

"If one more frog jumps in this soup I'm sueing."

"And… You don't know how to defend yourself with anything other than your wand?"

@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies

Or even a British Wizard transferring to an American Wizarding school!

They can’t catch up because America is taught everything for no reason even thought they’re never going to use it

“What do you mean, YOU DON’T USE WORD SPELLS”
British kid gets levicorpus’d
“YOU PRICKS”

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Hogwarts newspaper headline: Local American menace back at it
when asked why, they responded be gay do crime
we think they are a corpse