forum American Hogwartz!

Started July 16, 2019 by @Leo-Valdez-Is-The-God-Of-Chaos

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That would be soooo much lmao

Plot twist: ALL the slang we got was from spells, and outdated slang is just outdated spells

I'm trying to think of how we got "y'all" from a spell, and honestly that's hilarious

Redneck Voldy invented it

Because the answer is if you can’t find one
Redneck Voldy

Imagine the floridian wizards just getting annoyed with tourists and hexing them

Imagine the floridian wizards just getting annoyed with tourists and hexing them

This was how Florida Men came to be

I'm right here, stg

I'm trying to think of how we got "y'all" from a spell, and honestly that's hilarious

"Y'all shall not pass!" – Gandalf, original draft of Lord of the Rings

I'm trying to think of how we got "y'all" from a spell, and honestly that's hilarious

"Y'all shall not pass!" – Gandalf, original draft of Lord of the Rings

Racks shotgun

And that ladies and gentlemen Was how Witchcraft was invented

I'm trying to think of how we got "y'all" from a spell, and honestly that's hilarious

"Y'all shall not pass!" – Gandalf, original draft of Lord of the Rings

Racks shotgun

I'm begging you all to stop putting these images in my head

Goddammit how do you people keep doing this shit

Southern US wands are just guns
Change my mind

The ENTIRE US is just guns
Can’t Change my mind

This is literally my favorite discussion. Just to read, not even say anything.

Imagine politics.
Just,,, imagine them

Imagine politics.
Just,,, imagine them

Imagine it during the civil war
Muggles are fighting over general freedom
Wizards a fighting over house elf’s freedoms

Like, their tri-wizard tournament is just every school being competitive little shits because "damn it, those barbeque fuckers beat us last time"