forum Star Crossed Lovers: The Great Story of Drapple

Started June 22, 2020 by @Althalosian-is-the-father book

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"Gryffindors are brave, not stupid. Goodbye Salami. Leave me alone."

"CHICKEN! Sonale yeled. "U SUK ND U R GAY!!! U HER DAT EVERY1!!!!11! NEVIL LOCKBUTTON IS GAYER THAN NIKO DANGELO

Neville sat down without looking at her which gained 100000 points to Gryffindor. The comments from Sonalli hit him somewhere in his Straight heart. But he ignored them because she was stupid. Here he made a great flaw. Because stupid people can be right too sometimes.

Sonalli ran to find Skye and mak oot

Draco wondered why Parkinson's and Apple were both shaking. It was probably that he had that effect on women. He wouldn't be surprised. It was his legacy. It was just a pity he couldn't share it with everyone. Too bad for them. Guess they'll die. He winked at Apple to make sure she understood how Serious this relationship was going to be.

If Apple had a heart, it would have fluttered. If she had eyes, she would have winked. If she had- Stop. She knew Neville wouldn't approve of her thoughts. But clearly Draco was very Serious about her, and she searched her mind for a way to subtly let him know she was Serious about him too. Her mind blank, she said, "I'm Serious about you too but I can't wink."

"That's good," Draco said. "We can be serious together." When he said it it was smooth as chocolate and sexy as Arthur Dent.
He looked around, wondering why the great hall was such a mess. "My father will hear about this," he said contentedly.

Aple wuz flaterd 'im flatred".. She looked at the great hall too, glad that she wasn't in the midst of the action and filled with rage that people were attacking Neville. "What are we supposed to do in a Serious Relationship? I've never had one before."

"I don't know," said Draco. "I've never been in one before. Maybe we should ask someone." He looked around the hall again. "Do you want to put Sonalli in the not-that-kind-of-dungeon?"

"Tha- that sounds good," Apple stuttered. She meant on both accounts, but she didn't want to risk sounding dumb, so she didn't clarify. "Maybe Neville will know. He's my friend."

Draco nodded. "Neville isn't my friend. But he punched Sonalli so maybe he can be. Hey Neville!" he shouted, "Throw Sonalli into the not-that-kind-of-dungeon!"
Neville nodded and grabbed Sonalli with his 10 pak like a snake ensnaring his prey except Neville didn't swallow.

Sonalli screamed and cried, beating her hands feebly on his chest 'no why she screamed at least let me take ski with me11

"No," said Draco, "Skye can do what she pleases. She has yet to harm society, even by being my nemesis." He snapped and Neville, grinning, threw her into the not-that-kind-of-dungeon. Her cries faded as she flew away.
"Dobby," said Draco, the house elf appearing as he spoke, make sure Sonalli is chained up." Dobby nodded, his tennis ball eyes watering at the prospect of serving justice to a cruel world.

Sonalli cried as Dobby chained her up. 'ski pootie i luv uuuuu' she called
Apl laffed. "Hahaha" she giggled.

Apl laffed. "Hahaha" she giggled.

((oh my GOD))

Apl laffed. "Hahaha" she giggled.

((oh my GOD))

(@ Stephanie Meyer)

Camilla bawked all sexily, like dark chocolate caramel fudge or something