forum Ignore

Started February 07, 2018 by @remarkab.le

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Daddy said to be home by sundown…

Daddy doesn't need to know!

Daddy said not to go downtown

Like I said, you're free to go.

But, look around look around, the revolution’s happening in New York!

New York!

Angelicaaaa!

Work!

It’s bad enough daddy want to go to war

… i leave for like 2 hours… wtf is happening?

The Schuyler Sisters song lmao

How to convince your dad to do archery that won't kill anyone?

Archery doesn’t kill tho
It’s just aiming at a target and there are all kinds of precautions to make sure you don’t get killed
The arrows aren’t even that sharp so it doesn’t do any damage unless you purposely stab someone with it

I was joking about that part though, you think its possible to do it with glasses though?

Yes. I wear glasses, and still manage to beat everyone out. Archery with glasses is fine.

Yeah it should be fine, no part of the bow actually gets close to your eye except for maybe the string and you should be able to see just fine

Some arrows aren't that sharp because they are practice arrows. The arrows I have, and use, are more like show and hunting arrows. (I do demos… Long story). Like in the hunger games, you know how she has the exploding arrows, and fire arrows? My show arrows, Well, I have those, but they are custom made to not blow people up, but they still manage to shake the floor when they hit the target. My hunting arrows have a three pronged blade on them. It looks like a trident, but the prongs are literally razor blades…

So everyone saw the little cartoon with the girl and the car door right? Well that's literally how I reacted to being stabbed. I laughed so hard at that little cartoon because it described me perfectly.

Oof
Well, for your own safety, I suggest you use practice arrows Laffette lmao

Yeah, my dad is worried that I might hit the baby…….

hey guys

brb need to commit ant genocide, i have an infestation of ants

YES SAME, I NOW HAVE AN ARMY OF ANTS INVADING MY CANDY SHELF

… you need to hide your candy better

we hide our candy in multiple places, some on multiple shelfs, in some rooms, and the stash is hidden in the cabinet, now we have a full ant infestation.

oooofffffff

tip: move the candy to another spot that the ants don't know of and put ant traps where the candy was, the traps will smell better than the candy thus killing the scavengers, next try to find where they are coming in, mirror it's place outside and spray raid ant killer around the area.

this concludes tips from ant hitler

Hello I return to the ignore chat. I am in lots of pain but I am okay

Pain because you burnt yourself into a cheeze crisp? aloe veraaaaa

Pain because you burnt yourself into a cheeze crisp? aloe veraaaaa

I stg that aloe vera is like evaporating on my skin or something because it helps for a few minutes before the pain comes back

aloe vera and cold water helped my burns in the past