forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Large Fonts, Duolingo Threats, Chicky Babies, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken (This chat is discontinued, move onto part 2 of this please.)
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@Morals-are-for-mortals language

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I see we have very different opinions 🍳

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

@False-andrew flash_on

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I see we have very different opinions 🍳

I agree with Visio-

@False-andrew flash_on

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

XD

@Rhys group

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

FREAKING MAGIC IS HOW

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

FREAKING MAGIC IS HOW

I will bring the snake back if it means these eggs get turned into omelettes

@Rhys group

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

FREAKING MAGIC IS HOW

I will bring the snake back if it means these eggs get turned into omelettes

OMELETTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

@Rhys group

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

Honestly, I’m on team Visio, I like this guy. (Even though I tend to be more neutral I am picking sides in this)

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

spins sword with one hand, holding the coffee with another Let’s be honest, it’ll probably work. (Where braincells)

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

Honestly, I’m on team Visio, I like this guy. (Even though I tend to be more neutral I am picking sides in this)

Oh, thank you! I am honored.

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

spins sword with one hand, holding the coffee with another Let’s be honest, it’ll probably work. (Where braincells)

I hold my arms out Well, by all means. Zap me.

Deleted user

Denny don’t sign it

hmmmMmmm? can't hear youuuuu~

I smile Rulership. Immortailty. Freedom to talk to whomever you please and do whatever you want. Freedom to accept gifts from Gemma's so-called "Heretics." And badass weaponry.

I look up from counting on my fingers. I've already got three of those. Gonna have to do better, sadeeq.

Remember the free pizza? If you need more reasons I'd be happy to provide.

Ooooh, pizza. See, that changes everything.

A lifetime supply of it, to be exact.

And you mentioned other reasons, you say?

@Rhys group

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

Honestly, I’m on team Visio, I like this guy. (Even though I tend to be more neutral I am picking sides in this)

Oh, thank you! I am honored.

Now. OMELETTESSS

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

spins sword with one hand, holding the coffee with another Let’s be honest, it’ll probably work. (Where braincells)

I hold my arms out Well, by all means. Zap me.

distressed ghost noise (the ghost doesn’t know how to zap :( )

@Morals-are-for-mortals language

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

Honestly, I’m on team Visio, I like this guy. (Even though I tend to be more neutral I am picking sides in this)

Oh, thank you! I am honored.

Now. OMELETTESSS

🍳🍳🍳

@Rhys group

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

spins sword with one hand, holding the coffee with another Let’s be honest, it’ll probably work. (Where braincells)

I hold my arms out Well, by all means. Zap me.

distressed ghost noise (the ghost doesn’t know how to zap :( )

You guys are funny. I’m going to watch this.

Deleted user

Denny don’t sign it

hmmmMmmm? can't hear youuuuu~

I smile Rulership. Immortailty. Freedom to talk to whomever you please and do whatever you want. Freedom to accept gifts from Gemma's so-called "Heretics." And badass weaponry.

I look up from counting on my fingers. I've already got three of those. Gonna have to do better, sadeeq.

Remember the free pizza? If you need more reasons I'd be happy to provide.

Ooooh, pizza. See, that changes everything.

A lifetime supply of it, to be exact.

And you mentioned other reasons, you say?

You won't need life or health insurance - immortality and unkillable and all. But you get free medical if you get sick (emphasis on "if") and free auto insurance, though it's redundant since you also gain True Magic Control and the ability to sprout wings at will. You get access to all the knowledge of the Multiverse, including lost knowledge and forbidden knowledge.

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

spins sword with one hand, holding the coffee with another Let’s be honest, it’ll probably work. (Where braincells)

I hold my arms out Well, by all means. Zap me.

distressed ghost noise (the ghost doesn’t know how to zap :( )

I snicker Exactly.

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

spins sword with one hand, holding the coffee with another Let’s be honest, it’ll probably work. (Where braincells)

I hold my arms out Well, by all means. Zap me.

distressed ghost noise (the ghost doesn’t know how to zap :( )

I snicker Exactly.

throws coffee at Visio

Deleted user

Denny don’t sign it

hmmmMmmm? can't hear youuuuu~

I smile Rulership. Immortailty. Freedom to talk to whomever you please and do whatever you want. Freedom to accept gifts from Gemma's so-called "Heretics." And badass weaponry.

I look up from counting on my fingers. I've already got three of those. Gonna have to do better, sadeeq.

Remember the free pizza? If you need more reasons I'd be happy to provide.

Ooooh, pizza. See, that changes everything.

A lifetime supply of it, to be exact.

And you mentioned other reasons, you say?

You won't need life or health insurance - immortality and unkillable and all. But you get free medical if you get sick (emphasis on "if") and free auto insurance, though it's redundant since you also gain True Magic Control and the ability to sprout wings at will. You get access to all the knowledge of the Multiverse, including lost knowledge and forbidden knowledge.

Multiverse? That shit's cool. Alrighty-o, sign me up.

Deleted user

*paints word “no” on sparkly blue background *

I shake my head slowly I will turn you and your eggs into food.

woah there buckaroo I’m gonna have to stop you right there no more murder

I turn to you and tilt my head How, exactly, will you stop me?

Um. I don’t know but I will. awkwardly sips coffee

A smile slowly creeps across my face If you don't know, how do you know it's even possible? Because, as Rhys suggested, there is magic. . . but are we really willing to bet it will work?

spins sword with one hand, holding the coffee with another Let’s be honest, it’ll probably work. (Where braincells)

I hold my arms out Well, by all means. Zap me.

distressed ghost noise (the ghost doesn’t know how to zap :( )

I snicker Exactly.

throws coffee at Visio

It goes through me and splatters against whoever's behind me

Deleted user

Denny don’t sign it

hmmmMmmm? can't hear youuuuu~

I smile Rulership. Immortailty. Freedom to talk to whomever you please and do whatever you want. Freedom to accept gifts from Gemma's so-called "Heretics." And badass weaponry.

I look up from counting on my fingers. I've already got three of those. Gonna have to do better, sadeeq.

Remember the free pizza? If you need more reasons I'd be happy to provide.

Ooooh, pizza. See, that changes everything.

A lifetime supply of it, to be exact.

And you mentioned other reasons, you say?

You won't need life or health insurance - immortality and unkillable and all. But you get free medical if you get sick (emphasis on "if") and free auto insurance, though it's redundant since you also gain True Magic Control and the ability to sprout wings at will. You get access to all the knowledge of the Multiverse, including lost knowledge and forbidden knowledge.

Multiverse? That shit's cool. Alrighty-o, sign me up.

I hand you the quill and contract Just sign this. Read the fine print.