forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Nori: snickers sure, Elder peasant
Nori: yeah, I’m not welcome a lot of places. Africa huh? Nice
Nurunuru: oh he is a lamp now!! How hilarious!
Nori: …what

Corrin: It's not you, just the fact that you're dead. And a human. Three of those places are mine, or at least I'm the one who said nobody's allowed there.
Aethea: Yes, you're a lamp. And wait- Does that mean you have another train?
Corrin: Another one? No, I just merged two into one train.
Aethea: That kind of makes sense, but… why?
Corrin: shrugs Donnie liked it, so… Plus, more space!
Aethea: And Donnie is… the train?
Corrin: She doesn't respond to anything but the name on her side, and no way was I calling her MacDonald Express. So she's Donnie.

Nori: shrugs technically im a mutant, but yeah. Makes sense.
Nori: woahhh… can I like, grant wishes now??

Corrin: No, you cannot grant wishes. You just look like a lamp right now. Except to yourself, so you think you look normal but you're a lamp.
Corrin: Why, I have no idea.

Nori: Thats stupid. You have a problem with lamps
Nurunuru: Ooh! Grand elder peasant! Am I able to appear as a lamp to these other lowly beings??

Corrin: Lamps, toasters, useless household appliances. I do not have a problem with them. I just enjoy turning things into them.
Corrin: spellspeak, and Nurunuru is a toaster
Corrin: You can be a toaster. Less useful. Smaller. More annoying.

Nurunuru: laughs Oh how enjoyable! giggles Does anyone have any bread?
Nori: naw I think thats a problem, my guy

Corrin: I've turned, like, three things into a lamp or toaster today. WHy are we not addressing Aethea's problem with making small animals? She's made enough to fill a zoo today!
Aethea: looks up from trying to get a bunch of frogs to play leapfrog, having abandoned playing with the snakes Huh?
Nori is no longer a lamp
Corrin: There. Oh, maybe Riley'll be there when we go!
Aethea: I like Riley.

Nori: who's riley??
Nurunuru: Ooh! I love Riley!!

Corrin: Riley is my… what? Great-great-great-great-great-great-great-something-greats-grand-niece? I don't even know.
Corrin: And she lives. In my train. Sometimes. Don't ask why, it's complicated and involves people and places you're not allowed to know about.
Aethea: And she needed somewhere where there wouldn't be people running into her random campfires and candles and torches all the time.
Corrin: That too.
Aethea: has tied up the frogs with the snakes and is now stacking snails on top of each other
Corrin: Now can we address Aethea's problem with making animals?

Addic: caressing Salivester I don't see a problem.

Aethea: Yes, thank you, Addic.
Aethea: By the way, he'll turn into a rock in two hours.

Addic: looks at Salivester, and takes the little hat. well then.
Elevator: comes to a stop and opens
Addic: throws the hatless Salivester

Corrin: to Addic Okay, I''ll just do your pendant, then we can go see Donnie. And probably Riley too.
Corrin: Actually say the words this time please. Anything about me doing stuff, and being allowed to do it and change the information.
Aethea: Call him Elder Peasant!

Addic: holds out pendant Here, do what you need to do…er, I give you permission Elder Peasant.

Corrin: THANK YOU. grabs Addic's pendant and starts entering code Oh, look, you also live in Africa. Do they do it by month or year?
Aethea: Year.
Corrin: Huh. So if you died last year, you would have lived in Antarctica. Okay, done.
Aethea: NOW WE TELEPORT TO THE TRAIN?!
Corrin: Yes. Think the word "train" really hard in your head, either Aethea or I will grab your pendants, and we will leave this pile of bones.
Aethea: That includes you.
Corrin: A former me, who is still a pile of bones. So it's accurate.

Addic: train, Train, TRAIN!

Nori: balls. WAIT NO, TRAIN

Corrin: grabs Nori's pendant
Aethea: traintraintraintrainnnnnnnnnnnnn
Corrin: donnie the train my train train
THey are no longer in Europe. or anhywhere, really
Corrin: looks around Yep, this is it. Welcome to my train, everyone!
Aethea: … What train?
Corrin: Turn around.
Aeteha: turns around THAT IS A HUGE TRAIN

Addic: turns around wow

Corrin: Now nobody move because I have no idea how long Riley's been here, kor if she even is here. Donnie might be mad, and also I still have traps to disable
Aethea: I see none, and that is disconcerting.
Corrin: walks over, and kicks at the ground
Aethea: If there are TRAPS THERE, should you mayeb be a bit more careful?
Corrin: bends down, pulls out a wire and sticks it into a nearby tree Done one… sveen more to go!
Aethea: SEVEN?!

Nori: terrified look at the huge train
Nurunuru: giggles what a large locomotive!! Perhaps the riley I know is here…

Addic: still in aww over the size of it …wow

Corrin: sticks a wire into a rabbit burrow And done! You can come on now! Uh, she'd probably prefer it if you addressed her as Donnie and not the train or train… And I highly doubt you know Riley.

Nori: Slowly approaching said train H-hey… Donnie…
Nurunuru: laughing again I know many people!! Did you know I closely know abraham Lincoln?? What a terrible poker cheat!

Corrin: I KNOW him. Now. He's kind of annoying.
Corrin: Well, his ghost, buyt close enough.
Aethea: to Donnie Can I come aboard?
Corrin: Oh! Right. Uh, Donnie, these are mhy friends. You should probably not kill them.

Addic: I thought we were already dead?

Nori: Please dont I… I have a family. And kids!
Nurunuru: Giggles You are quite beautiful, Donnie! I wish I looked like you!

Addic: whispering to Aethea _{so this is what a train is?}

Corrin: Yes, you're already dead. But Aethea isn't, and neither am I. And you can still feel pain and FEEL like you're dying. Um, Donnie, is Riley here? Okay. Introduce yourselves before coming in, and don't touch the many hundreds of candles. They aren't mine, they're Riley's.
Aethea: whispering to Addic They're normally not this big…
Corrin: walking in
Aethea: to Donnie Hi, I'm Aethea. Corrin's cousin. You're a very nice train! walks in
Aethea: WHO PUT THIS CANDLE RIGHT UNDER MY FOOT?!