forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Corrin: I can summon one when it won't maybe make us fall to our deaths?
Corrin: Or just our inconvenience, for Addic and Nori.
Aethea: Cows are weirdly spotty.
Corrin: THAT'S LIKE THE NUMBER ONE POINT OF COWS!

Addic: no, milk is.

Corrin: BUT ASIDE FROM MILK. If you ask someone to describe a cow, milk has nothing to do with it. They'd say: It has spots.
Aethea: So you eat cows with cookies?

Addic:… sometimes.

Aethea: You'd need a big cookie then.

Addic: not nessirseroly. I depends on how you prepare the cow.

Aethea: But big cookies are still better.

Addic: yes.

Aethea: So bigger cookies need bigger cows on them?
Corrin: is ignoring them and trying to find his bones

Addic: no, you kill the cow and prepare it's meat and then you eat a cookie with the cow's meat.

Aethea: So what does milk have to do with cookies?

Addic: you dip the cookies into the milk.

Aethea: Oh.
Aethea: PEASANTS, WE NEED TO GO TO CORRIN'S TRAIN. NOW.
Aethea: AND FIND HIS COOKIE RECIPE. AND EAT THE COOKIES.
Aethea: And then curse people with the dragon skull, but we can eat the cookies first.

Addic: YES!

Corrin: I love how you're talking about my train like you can just go there whenever.
Aeteha: It's just a train! How hard can it be?
Corrin: First off, NO. NOT just a train. She's an amazing piece of A-
Aethea: She?
Corrin: LIKE I WAS SAYING, a piece of AI. Kind of. Tech and stardust and spellspeak in a train. Second, she's awesome, and so is awesomely protected. KIf you tried using your pendant to teleport there now, you'd be incinerated.
Aethea: FOR A TRAIN?!

Addic: then you take us there, it was your idea

Corrin: Yeah, I know. But I have to give all of your pendants permission to be there, which takes time. I have to go on ahead and disable the motion sensor-triggered stuff, which takes time. We have to get out of this elevator, which takes time WHY IS THE RIDE SO LONG?!
Aeteha: …You have defenses to incinerate anyone who tries to come into your train unallowed… and then you have motion sensors that probably also recognize who's allowed and isn't, that probably triggers other defenses. What's next, knives coming out of certain points in the wall? Random trapdoors? Chain reactions that end with someone dangling off a pit?
Corrin: Yes, yes, no. I have to disable those as well.
Aethea: It's a TRAIN. JUST A TRAIN! WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THAT STUFF ON IT?

Addic: is trying to make the elevator move faster

Aethea: pulls a rock out of her pocket and makes a snake
Aethea: ties the snake in a bow, makes another snake, and puts the first snake as a bow tie for the second snake
Corrin: Why.

Nori: Is just contently watching this, utterly confused
Nurunuru: occasionally exclaims in joy

Corrin: SO. All in favour of going to see the world's most amazing AI train, say "Aye"!
Aethea: Aye! Aye! I aye!

Addic: Aye!

Nori: Aye Aye, captain
Nurunuru: eyes!

Corrin: Yay! You'll have to give me access to change your pendant's information, because the automatic thing is nobody except the people I say are allowed near my train. So, if I don't do this, you get incinerated. Just say, out loud, to nobody in particular, that the information about to be changed is accurate and authorized.
Aethea: And yes, the pendant can hear you and does hear you even when you don't directly command it.

Nori: zamnnn
Nurunuru: raises a hand doth I need to partake in this said ritual as well?

Corrin: to Nurunuru I have no idea. You don't have a pendant, but you're not dead or from the Unterworld…
Aethea: You went into the form of the slug/rock that I made, anyways, so if you die you'll just… turn back into a rock. A talking rock.
Corrin: to Nori Just say it and get on with it.
Aethea: Elder Peasant knows what he's doing and is allowed to modify any information that needs changing on my pendant. pendant glows faintly
Aethea: Oh look! It recognizes you as Elder Peasant now!
Corrin: Great. grabs Aethea's pendant and fingers fly across it, much like someone typing or swiping on a phone
There is a ding
Corrin: Done. Next.

Addic: thrusts his into Corrin's hands

Aethea: No, silly! You've gotta say the words. Otherwise he can't do anything and you'll be incinerated when we get there!

Nori: The Elder peasant or whatever has permission to change whatever the hell he sees fit to this dumb thing, and my outfit. Smirk
Nurunuru: claps hands I shall say it too! Oh, sweet dear Peasant who is eldest, I hereby decree you to be of the noblest authority, having the almighty permission to bend the rules to your disposal!
(Yooo I just realized Nurunuru is exactly like Kitty in the BBC show ghosts lmaoo)
(Yall need to watch it if you havent)

Corrin: Stop calling me Elder Peasant. I mean, sure, I'll be Elder Peasant or whatever. But stop calling me that. If I respond to it enough times, to enough different people-
Aethea: It'll show up under "NAMES' on his pendant! And he'll be Elder Peasant forever!
Corrin: Yeah. And if I die enough times in a row, and it still says Elder Peasant,
Aethea: BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. DO UT ALREADY SO WE CAN GO SEE THE TRAIN!
Corrin: sighs, grabs Nori's pendant and starts entering code Woah. I am NOT used to seeing this many places you're not allowed to go… Oh, look, you live in Africa now. Must be Ashvin's year to claim the souls.
Corrin: There. Done. And I don't care about your outfit, but you can be a lamp. muttering spellspeak, and Nori is a lamp