forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Addic:… I'll take a potato.

Corrin: tosses Addic a potato before munching on one himself
The sweet sound of screaming potatoes fills the air

Nori: hell yeah I do
Nurunuru: I also wish to partake in this strange object. I have not tasted anything in such a long time!

Addic: munches on potato this is a very good potato.
Potato: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Corrin: tosses a potato each to Nori and Nurunuru
Corrin: Of course they're good potatoes. They're Unterworld potatoes. And they're Robyn's potatoes. SHe grows the best potatoes in the whole of the Unterworld.
Aethea: eats potat
Screaming potato noises

Nori: bites potato and smiles at the screams Zamnnn she's spicy
Nurunuru: You make no sense! eats the potat whole

Corrin: I have a whole other bucket if anyone wants more.
Aethea: inching towards bucket
Corrin: sighs Why do I feel like you're going to run away with the whole bucket?

Nori: also inches toward the bucket, nodding at Aethea

Aethea: grabs the bucket and runs away into the crowd, reappearing and shoving a dozen potatoes at Nori before running away again
Corrin: I could have just given you potatoes why-

Addic: carving a little peace of potato out for Salivester then holding out here, try this little guy.

Nori: starts to fly off with potatoes, then realizes he’s not supposed to fly. whoopsies

Addic: so about this ferris wheel…

Aethea: YES! LISTEN UP, PEASANTS!
Corrin: Peasants?
Aethea: PEASANTS! WE GO TO FERRIS WHEEL! WE EAT POTATOES! WE PLAY XYLOPHONE ON PEOPLE'S BONES!

Addic: LONG LIVE THE QUEEN! AND MAY BOLTH SIDES OF HER ENEMIES'S PILLOWS BE WARM!

Corrin: Is this what happens when I leave to go buy potatoes for a minute… you make Aethea queen….
Aethea: Let that be a lesson, small peasant. NOW COME ON! WE GO TO THE FERRIS WHEEL!
Corrin: Do peasants have the last dragon's gold?
Aethea: Fine. You can be an Elder Peasant.
Corrin: … throws potato at Aethea's head

Addic: TO THE FERRIS WHEEL!

Aethea: Yes! Come, Elder Peasant! We go to the Ferris Wheel!
Corrin: I'm not Elder Peasant.
Aethea: Well you're an old man peasant. And a peasant. Elder Peasant. Now come on!
Corrin: throws bucket at Aethea

Nori: Shoving potatoes in his pockets Can I be elder peasant then??

Aethea: He's almost seven times older than you…. and you want to be Elder Peasant?
Aethea: You can be Backup Elder Peasant.
Corrin: ignoring the talk about peasants and walking away
Aethea: Where are you going, Elder Peasant?
Corrin: The Ferris wheel. Duh. It's faster this way.
Aethea: You can't get to the Ferris wheel this way!
Corrin: I'm Elder Peasant. I'm ninety-one years older than you. I know things. continues walking away Come on!

Nori: starts flying to the ferris wheel I'll beat you elder peasant!! The we'll really see who the elder peasant is!!

Addic: follows Corrin he said it's faster so… goodbye your highness.

Corrin: snickers Yeah, enjoy trying to find how to get there. Remember what I said about the horizons? Illusions, never there, always moving out of sight? The actual Ferris wheel is this way. It's where the illusion Ferris wheel is, yes. But it's underground because it's creepier and it's harder for people to steal the bones. So have fun trying to fly there.
Aethea: Is this mutiny? Are you all following Elder Peasant now?