forum To death. (temporarily closed)
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Corrin: IT TALKED!
Castor: And it wasn't you?
Corrin: Nope, I was making Phil talk.
Castor: IT TALKED?!
Aeteha: turns the pufferfish into a raven
Corrin: eyes it Uhhh… please turn it back. Make it a duck! Make it a cobra!
Aethea: makes anotehr duck, but leaves the raven a raven
Castor: How are you even doing this? You're turning Hsoyw into a walking zoo!

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Nurunuru: Still on Nori's head Bakage teru, Noriaki
Nori: holding the raven on his finger. …why is it talking…

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Aethea: reaches up, turns Corrin's frog into a raven
Corrin: Please say that's a duck on my head.
Castor: …But would you believe me?
Corrin: takes the raven off his head, holds it at arm's length and weaves the illusion that it is a duck, and puts on his glasses
Castor: Now it's a duck.
Corrin: No, it's not. It looks like that because otherwise… Never mind. That requires more explaining, and I hate explaining things. Forget I said anything.
Aethea: makes anotehr raven to drop the ferret onto the soul's hat
Corrin: Gods there's so many now…

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Castor: to Aethea And WHY do we all have animals on our heads?
Aethea: shrugs I wanted to. And you're scared of moles and I had a mole so I put one on your head. Simple enough. Same with Corrin but with the raven.
Corrin: Yeah, but I'm not scared of ravens.
Aethea: If I put a gold band around their legs?
Corrin: I- That's different. It probably wouldn't even be a raven then.
Aethea: But you'd be scared of it?
Corrin: Not scared. It would still be a raven and not a Messenger, so no.
Aethea: Blah, you're no fun. sticks a gold band on the raven's leg anyway and shove sit in Corrin's face Hold this.
Castor: confused Does anyone else know what they're talking about?

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Aethea: yelling down YES. I MAKE IT RAIN SALAMANDERS. throws down a ferret
Castor: …And that thing still talks. This is the weirdest day of my life. DEath. My death, my life, my existence. Same thing.
Corrin: throws a ferret at Aethea
Phil the former frog: to Nurunuru Can the salamander speak?

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Nurunuru: I am a wandering soul that inhabited the feeble form of this earth-creature. So, most likely not
Nori:…

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Aethea: walks up to Nurunuru, picks him up and turns him into a full-size orangutan. then sets him back on Nori's head
Aethea: Now you can rip off someone's head with the amount of force it would take me to pull off the head of a dandelion!
Castor: WHYYYYYY
Corrin: tosses a ferret in the water, watches a serpent surface and jumps off Hsoyw, walks along the serpent and lands on the other side
Corrin: I'M NOT DEAD. I did NOT think that would work.
Aethea: throws a mole down at Corrin

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Corrin: is hit in teh face with teh mole
Aethea: makes two ravens, grabs their legs and jumps, forcing them to fly her down
Castor: Imma just be a NORMAL PERSON and actually WAIT UNTIL THE TURTLE STOPS
Aethea: Bo-ring!

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Nurunuru: grabs Nori and swings him over to the other side. Here we are, sir Noriaki
Nori: gasping in pain

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Corrin: I can hear the sweet sound of screaming potatoes…
Aethea: WE NEED SOME
Corrin: Goodbye. You explain everything. I will come back with food. walks away
Corrin: Almost forgot. Uhhh… moves Nori about three feet to the left Okay, stay there. Goodbye. walks away agin
Aeteha: ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEASANTS!

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Nori: confused
Nurunuru: Sounds pleasant! Do continue, lady Aethea

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Aeteha: to Nori He did that so you would be at the right distance so the illusion would still hold on your wings.
Aethea: to Addic Shut up.
Aethea: I can turn YOU into a frog.
Aethea: NOW. WE ARE IN CRIMSON'S SETOR NOW, AT TEH BAZAAR, AND THERE ARE RULES. YOU DO NOT GO ANYWHERE THAT SAYS LEGACIES ONLY. YOU WILL END UP BURNING TO A CRISP AND THAT WOULD JUST BE A WASTE OF TIME. YOU DO NOT BUY ANYTHING, ESPECIALLY NOT ALARM CLOCKS. WE GO RIDE THE FERRIS WHEEL. COME ON.
Corrin: comes back with a bucket full of potatoes that are squealing quite loudly These potatoes are awesome! They sound so much better than the last batch did.

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Nurunuru: Splendid! Am I able to purchase a cuckoo clock?
Nori: Can I buy stuff pleaseee

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Aethea: You can buy stuff if you know what it does.
Aeteha: Raise your hand if you know what an alarm clock is and does!
Corrin: raises hand with potato

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Nori: we could just steal it
Nurunuru: claps hands Oh, Noriaki, you little scamp!

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Corrin: Your memories. Memories that aren't yours are stored in yoru pendant, and when you pay for something, that memory is transferred to the other person's pendant.
Aethea: And don't ask how it works. I have no clue. Now, I notice nobody is raising a hand.
Corrin: to Nori Yes, stealing is fun.

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Nori: grins Alarm clock! Alarm clock!
Nurunuru: What a terrible idea!

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Aethea: They're alarm clocks. They're clock with little legs that don't botehr you until they hit the time you set. Then they run up behind you, wherever on earth you may be, and yell BOO! before running away cackling.
Aethea: Stalker clocks.
Corrin: Does anyone want a squealing potato?