(Ok but, gotta be honest, latin reggae literally slaps. it slaps harder than my dad)
(Go listen to el barco by karol g and your life will be changed)
Nori: Knowing what Corrin is thinking. Do it. Looks down So, uh, what do we do about the Addic situation. Should I like, uh, rescue him or something?
(look up the story behind burn the ships by fK&C, listen to it and try not to get a little sad/niostalgic/whatever you call it.)
(or listen to joy (also fK&C and try notto get happy.)
(or unsung hero (newest one) and watch the video and try not ti get nostalgic sad vibes)
Corrin: grins and the frog begins to do the macarena because all frogs are too far gone at this point. the frog is also now wearing a sombrero and hath a mustache because WHY NOT
Castor: to Nori YES DO IT YOU WILL SAVE MY LIFE
Aethea: Well I was going to say yes but now I'll say no just because
(so i changed my username for a minute, sent my fried the link to this and our soup cult and said guess who is me)
(she actually guessed me. because of the raccoons playing monopoly.)
(apparently i'm the only person she knows and ever will know who will put that in a character chat so… yay me!)
(yay you!)
(fK&C is really the only slightly religion music I listen to. For me, I'm all 70s,80s,90s Rock.)
Addic: treading blood below and sort of listing to what he can Hey!
(JOIN THE CULT OF FK&C, ARYA. YOU MUST. also, the new one, unsung hero…. is amazing)
(and relate got first number song of teh week for 2022.)
(and i'll spare you all my otehr fK&C facts.)
Aethea: yelling down to Addic Well I hate him more than I like you
Castor: confused Was that you saying you absolutely hate ME, or that you just don't really like HIM?
Aethea: grins, playinhg with her mole and ignoring the Macarena-ing frog Wouldn't you like to know.
Corrin: is contemplating making the mole dance now too
(Um no.)
Addic: UM…I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW PLEASE!
Aethea: picks up a rock, turns it into a goldfish and turns to Castor This goldfish is you, okay? *throws it after Addic
Castor:
that's not an answer…
Addic: swimming next to the turtle CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME OUT OF THIS BLOOD! IT"S KIND OF HARD TO SWIM THROUGH! gets hit with the gold fish/rock HEY!
Aethea: I can't. Corrin can't. Castor might be able to, if he wanted, if he had a couple extra braincells.
Castor: HEY!
Aeteha: Well you could just spellspeak a bunc-
Castor: NO. One, I'd probably lose hold of everyone and they'd ALL fall in there. Probably on TOP of Addic, and that would REALLY help him. Two, I'd get in big trouble. Three, I don't like you and probably would have said no anyways.
Corrin: Why is everyone just saying no to be difficult?
Castor: It's FUN.
(we need to stop and wait for Linn to catch up.)
(kay)
(thumbs up)
(yay!)
Nori: sighs and falls off the turtle, spreading his invisible wings before he hits the blood while grabbing Addic. YOU ALL SUCK!
Addic: yay! looks down at the blood dripping off of him eww.
Nori: nasty… where does all that come from anyways??
Corrin: frowns That's unfair. I get how Aethea was completely unhelpful, and Castor just kinda did nothing.
Corrin: But my stardust does illusions. So unless you wanted to think Addic was floating in the sky or Aethea's face was a lamp, I couldn't do anything.
Aethea's face is now a lamp
Aethea: cannot see her face but knows Corrin did something What did you do this time?
Castor: dying of laughter
Nori: Shakes his head while flying back up to the turtle.
Corrin: It came from all the dead people ever.
Aethea: Which now includes you! Hurray!
Castor: dying of laughter The lamp… is talking….
Aethea: What lamp?
Corrin: ignores Aethea and Castor So it's your blood and Addic's blood uhhhh and that Hitler person's blood and the blood of anyone and everyone you've ever known who died.
Nori: drops Addic immediately
Corrin: It's an ocean of blood! Where did you think it came from?
(correct answer: my nose. my nose can be niagara falls for a living.)
Addic: wh…splash . starts swimming, trying to beat the turtle to the other side. Do you know how dense this is?
Nori: shivers and sits down. Lets… lets talk about something else.
Castor: Sure! Like how funny Aethea looks as a lamp!
Aethea: Say what now? I am not a lamp! See my hands?
Castor: Try touching your nose.
Aethea: flails hands around, smacks the lampshade CORRIN. IF MY FACE IS A LAMP IN THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO SUMMON A MIRROR, YOU ARE DEAD.
Corrin: Okay. turns her face into a toaster instead
Nori: laughs hysterically oh my goddd!
Addic: slowly beating the turtle
Aethea's face is no longer anything out of the ordinary
Aethea: picks up a bunch more rocks, makes an assortment of snails, newts and geckoes and walks around placing them on random people's heads
Castor: Why. Just why.
Aethea: puts a mole on his head
Castor: NYEEEEEEEE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GETITOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Aethea: walks over and drops one down on Addic's head, then puts a slug on Nori's head and a frog on Corrin's head and walks away
Nori :grins at the slug, petting it affectionately. Your name is now Nurunuru. Nurunuru will be respected.
Castor: panting, grabs the mole off his head and throws it at Nori YOU HAVE IT!
THE MOLE: terrified mole noises bc i haven't the foggiest what a mole sounds like
Aethea: without turning around, turns the mole into a pufferfish
Corrin: leaves the frog on his head
The frog: bows to Nururnuru and says Hello. My name is Phil.
Aethea: is trying to put a ferret on top of a tall soul in a top hat. it is not going well.
Nurunuru: bowing Good afternoon. I am called Nurunuru
Nori: AAAAHHH!!!
The pufferfish: gasping