forum To death. (temporarily closed)

Started December 08, 2021 by @DancingWithMyDemons business

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Addic: WOOOOOO! TO THE TURTLE SKELETON THINGY!

Nori: smirks at Corrin. Well, you ain't wrong. TO THE TURTLE!!

Corrin: That is the world's best rallying cry. To the turtle!
Aethea: Once we board Hsoyw, try not to fall through his ribs or off him in general. That would suck.

Nori: chanting FALL OFF HIS RIBS! FALL OFF HIS RIBS!!

Addic:… would be fun to fall thew a gigantic turtle's rib cage though.

Aethea: You would land in an ocean made of the blood of all the dead people over the millenia. And we wouldn't be allowed to stop so you'd be there fo at LEAST three hours.

Addic: exactly my point, Fun.

Corrin: Yeah. Fun when the banshees find you and then we'll all have a LOT of explaining to do.
Aethea: That part would actually be fun, just not the part when we have to walk into the station. And they see me. And their automatic reaction is "Gods, she escaped again".

Nori: damn. that sounds so hardcore…

Addic: I disagree Corrin. you would have a lot of explaining to do.

Corrin: And that's why you don't fall through the ribs of a giant prehistoric turtle skeleton. Now are we gonna stand here talking about Hsoyw, or actually RIDE HIM?

Nori: RIDE THE TURTLE!! RIDE THE TURTLE!!

Addic: can we talk about him as we rid him?

Corrin: Sure. grins Now come on! Just stay behind me so that we can actually get ON. runs up to Hsoyw
Aethea: This’ll be fun!

Nori: YES!!

Addic: follows Corrin why is he named Hsoyw?

Corrin: Because it means "Giant turtle transportation" in Daemonik.

Nori: huh. In my native tongue, that would be Jaiantotātoruraido. grins

Addic: "Transport av gigantiske skilpadder" in mine.

Corrin: Cool. starts climbing ramp into Hsoyw's shell

Addic: climes up behind him

Nori: flies up, which looks weird bc his wings are invisible. (Are they invisible or completely gone?)

(invisible)

Aethea: is already at the top and peers down at them from Hsoyw's shell BOW BEFORE ME, PUNY MORTALS! I AM THE ONE SEATED ON THE MOST HIGH AND YOU ARE NOUGHT BUT LITTLE ANTS, SCURRYING POINTLESSLY ABOUT YOUR MORTAL LIVES! TREMBLE IN FEAR, FOR I AM THE HORROR THAT IS ME!
Corrin: Are you done yet?

Addic: I thought we were dead.

Aethea: You are dead. I was just pretending you were alive and I was a goddess, because both of those would be preferable to reality.

Addic: sad.

Aethea: shrugs AND I got to yell at all of you! So it's a win-win!
Hsoyw shifts, causing the floor to tilt and people to fall
Corrin: I would suggest you find something to hold onto, because he's gonna leave any minute now!

Nori: can I hold onto you? winks

Addic: grabs a rib

Hsoyw starts to plod slowly across the canyon between Sectors
Aethea: If you stick your head out, which you're not supposed to do but I do it anyways, sometimes a bird flies into your face, or a bat…
Corrin: to Nori You're going to fall and either try to fly and break my illusion because it'll be confusing the spellspeak OR you'll just fall and get us into trouble. So hold onto something. to Aethea Why is that useful?
Aethea: shrugs They make fun noises!