Young!Thad and Current!Sparrow. Honestly, if Sparrow met Thad when he was in his prime (not his late and depressed 40s) they could've killed the King
Most likely to get an (x)-person bike and force all their friends to ride it with them
Blaze
Most likely to absent-mindedly try and eat something they have in their hand that isn't actually food
Fennec.
Most likely to chug one of those giant gallon waterbottles in one go after a small workout
Mint, they are a friend child
Most likely to cry after watching Up?
Gerard, since he is also most likely to cry for any reason at all.
Most likely to sleep in until 3pm.
Thad. When he's not parenting he's sleeping
Most likely to be the mastermind behind an anarchist scheme
Geneva
Most likely to accidentally cause a national incident?
Um- Probably Korī
Most likely to stop said national incident?
Sapphire or Bax. They have the resources to do so.
Most likely to want to reenact the French Revolution
Noelle or Blevin, probably against the vampire or werewolf kingdoms
Mostly like to draw tattoos on with a sharpie
Nina.
Most likely to confidently sing the wrong lyrics to a song.
Reuben
Most likely to get lost on a group hike?
Nova
Most likely to dye their hair a different colour every week
Probably Mint
Most likely to cry because a kitten meowed
Nova again, ahaha
Most likely to write angry notes in book margins when the character/plot/author annoys them
Violet
Most likely to be a Hatsune Miku fan
Micheal
Most likely to be a Len fan
Lee
Most likely to be a Gumi fan
Sophie
Most likely to have a let's play channel
James.
Most likely to set 20 different alarms in the morning.
Evaryx
Most likely to eat an orange like an apple
Arson and Luca
Most likely to cry because their sandwich fell apart?
Cien
Most likely to have a die, cry, hate poster
Qili
Most likely to hack a videogame to get the outfit /skin / accessory they want
Sterling, but he'd hack it so his friend can have a cute skin
Most likely to have a tiktok and only post cringe-y dancing videos
Skylar- Actually that's her arc
Most likely to unironically have a live, love, laugh poster
Riyah. She doesn't understand why Blaze wants it taken down so much.
Most likely to spend more time at ice cream parlours and cafés than they do at their own house
Sparrow. She likes the vibes more than her own house. (Thad: "What's wrong with our house??" [points to a falling apart treehouse covered in empty alcohol bottles])
Most likely to wake up and be in a whole 'nother country
Nova and Blaze (they'd probably end up in a whole 'nother planet)
Most likely to consult their horoscope before doing anything
Elliott
Mostly like to listen to a cute indie song but is headbanging like their listening to heavy metal