I have,, made a universe page for the concept I have, so that there's more details if you want them- obviously things are bound to change in the future but, h e r e y o u g o-
(Im begging for questions please I want to keep talking about this-)
OH MY LORD THIS GUY
Same show. So there's this guy and he's like well it's storming. time to go check my fish net the water is foamy. The wind is whipping. The water is legit at 45 degrees. Hypothermia can set in at an hour in that cold. And he's like YES. Check the net time. And they did a time lapse of this guy. And he was in the water for about 2 hours. And he gets out and goes look I got a salmon, and then he goes oh look my legs are a little blue. Eh nothing a little fire can't warm up. And I'm like YOU NEED A DOCTOR USE THE SAT PHONE.
Jfc I hate survival shows just because of people like this-
OH MY LORD THIS GUY
Same show. So there's this guy and he's like well it's storming. time to go check my fish net the water is foamy. The wind is whipping. The water is legit at 45 degrees. Hypothermia can set in at an hour in that cold. And he's like YES. Check the net time. And they did a time lapse of this guy. And he was in the water for about 2 hours. And he gets out and goes look I got a salmon, and then he goes oh look my legs are a little blue. Eh nothing a little fire can't warm up. And I'm like YOU NEED A DOCTOR USE THE SAT PHONE.Jfc I hate survival shows just because of people like this-
Aaaah, my parents watch survival shows all the time while I’m next to them on the computer, and I can confirm, people on survival shows are honkin’ stupid most of the time.
Real dumb. Like this guy was from Spain. A warm climate. A very warm climate. And then he was violently thrown onto Vancouver Island, British Columbia and that's a very cold and wet climate. And I'm like poor boi. Sucks to suck. He was shivering later that night and was like wow it gets cold here. And the guy from Minnesota 3 miles away is like wow starting to feel like home now.
Real dumb. Like this guy was from Spain. A warm climate. A very warm climate. And then he was violently thrown onto Vancouver Island, British Columbia and that's a very cold and wet climate. And I'm like poor boi. Sucks to suck. He was shivering later that night and was like wow it gets cold here. And the guy from Minnesota 3 miles away is like wow starting to feel like home now.
Naked and Afraid?
Real dumb. Like this guy was from Spain. A warm climate. A very warm climate. And then he was violently thrown onto Vancouver Island, British Columbia and that's a very cold and wet climate. And I'm like poor boi. Sucks to suck. He was shivering later that night and was like wow it gets cold here. And the guy from Minnesota 3 miles away is like wow starting to feel like home now.
Naked and Afraid?
No Alone.
Real dumb. Like this guy was from Spain. A warm climate. A very warm climate. And then he was violently thrown onto Vancouver Island, British Columbia and that's a very cold and wet climate. And I'm like poor boi. Sucks to suck. He was shivering later that night and was like wow it gets cold here. And the guy from Minnesota 3 miles away is like wow starting to feel like home now.
Naked and Afraid?
No Alone.
Ooh, that’s what my parents watch!
Real dumb. Like this guy was from Spain. A warm climate. A very warm climate. And then he was violently thrown onto Vancouver Island, British Columbia and that's a very cold and wet climate. And I'm like poor boi. Sucks to suck. He was shivering later that night and was like wow it gets cold here. And the guy from Minnesota 3 miles away is like wow starting to feel like home now.
Naked and Afraid?
No Alone.
Ooh, that’s what my parents watch!
It's so stupid but I get to watch people screw up. Like this lady held her hatchet like a whole hammer and like swung down trying to chop a very small piece of wood, and hit her thumb. Interpret it as you will, she had to leave bc she royally screwed her thumb up bc she accidentally cut the tendon that made her thumb move. Big dumb.
My mom watches Alone too. I never really paid attention to the show, but there was this ONE LADY who was out hunting or looking for plants or something, and she saw these wolves, and was like "I'm gonna follow them," and I was like "ExCUSE me, miss lady, are you trying to get yourself killed!?" I mean, I know I couldn't do all that survival stuff, but I know enough to NOT follow the group of probably hungry wolves!!!
My mom watches Alone too. I never really paid attention to the show, but there was this ONE LADY who was out hunting or looking for plants or something, and she saw these wolves, and was like "I'm gonna follow them," and I was like "ExCUSE me, miss lady, are you trying to get yourself killed!?" I mean, I know I couldn't do all that survival stuff, but I know enough to NOT follow the group of probably hungry wolves!!!
Nah following wolves is a good idea actually. As long as you don't provoke them, they'll leave you completely alone and let you follow them. And if you ever get cornered by them, treat it like an agressive dog. Don't break eye contact. Staring contest ultimate edition. Whichever one breaks eye contact first loses. If you win, you're deemed alpha, and they won't mess with you. They'll back off.
My mom watches Alone too. I never really paid attention to the show, but there was this ONE LADY who was out hunting or looking for plants or something, and she saw these wolves, and was like "I'm gonna follow them," and I was like "ExCUSE me, miss lady, are you trying to get yourself killed!?" I mean, I know I couldn't do all that survival stuff, but I know enough to NOT follow the group of probably hungry wolves!!!
Nah following wolves is a good idea actually. As long as you don't provoke them, they'll leave you completely alone and let you follow them. And if you ever get cornered by them, treat it like an agressive dog. Don't break eye contact. Staring contest ultimate edition. Whichever one breaks eye contact first loses. If you win, you're deemed alpha, and they won't mess with you. They'll back off.
That actually sounds kind of cool. I personally still wouldn't follow them though. I'd most likely get myself killed unless I happen to have something to scare them off with.
Don't do what Belle did in Beauty And The Beast. She grabbed a stick and was like nyah and started panicking. And don't start being loud. It'll lose its freaking mind and bonkers and that's ringing a dinner bell. Noise from you = you scared and an easy target. Big no no. You act calm and act like you own the place. They should treat you like a bear. They'll back off. You just gotta assert dominance. Staring contest ultimate edition.
Bruh they got a wikihow. And they're like you attack it and make lots of noise. I mean sure if it's a lone wolf you could probably take it. But a pack and you doing that? Fresh meat ooh ha ha. You move slowly and carefully and make everything deliberate. Find the alpha. Make eye contact walk slowly towards it make it know you're not a threat but that you demand your space and you demand respect.
Three times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio. But, she never licked that parking permit.
Three times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio. But, she never licked that parking permit.
Shoulda licked that parking permit
Three times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio. But, she never licked that parking permit.
Shoulda licked that parking permit
She was never able to. Her cheese size was too small to climb up
Three times did the cheese move sideways to Switzerland by radio. But, she never licked that parking permit.
Shoulda licked that parking permit
She was never able to. Her cheese size was too small to climb up
Needed a bigger cheese size. Such a shame.
Ya'll I wash just reading through my Universities dress code and these white wigs don't allow capris on campus, I'm Wheezing
"Oh No! The Calves! They're to toned for my innocent eye's!
I'm going to a Religious school (unfortunately my parents would disown me if I went anywhere else) So I discovered this tidbit of information whilst seeing if I could get away with dying my hair purple, the answer is technically no but I have a spy on the inside who has the info for me to be able to get away with it. As long as it's a subtle purple I should be good and I'll keep a thing of spay in wash out hair color stuff. None of the teachers should hassle me about it, the testing center and the ID office might but if they to I'll just spray some temporary color in there and continue on with my best life and rinse the stuff out later.
And with that guess who's cutting and getting their hair dyed on Wednesday.
Ya'll I wash just reading through my Universities dress code and these white wigs don't allow capris on campus, I'm Wheezing
"Oh No! The Calves! They're to toned for my innocent eye's!I'm going to a Religious school (unfortunately my parents would disown me if I went anywhere else) So I discovered this tidbit of information whilst seeing if I could get away with dying my hair purple, the answer is technically no but I have a spy on the inside who has the info for me to be able to get away with it. As long as it's a subtle purple I should be good and I'll keep a thing of spay in wash out hair color stuff. None of the teachers should hassle me about it, the testing center and the ID office might but if they to I'll just spray some temporary color in there and continue on with my best life and rinse the stuff out later.
And with that guess who's cutting and getting their hair dyed on Wednesday.
Be careful with the color and research the temp color you use! some are more permanent than others, no matter how 'temporary' they claim to be, and washing temp dye out can also make your permanent color fade out faster. Purple is a great color and pretty easy to maintain for a bit longer cause of purple conditioner being more mainstream for toning. I recommend getting some cause you can use that and leave it in longer than directed to brighten up any color fade from washing out temp dye.
congrats on getting purple hair ^_^
Ya'll I wash just reading through my Universities dress code and these white wigs don't allow capris on campus, I'm Wheezing
"Oh No! The Calves! They're to toned for my innocent eye's!
Because calves are just soooooooo sexxxxxxxxxyyyyyyy. 🙄 If these people can handle seeing other people in capris/shorts outside of the school, then they can handle that inside as well. Yet again I come to the conclusion that dress codes are dumb.
Y'all I Crashed a mower
Space!!! 😁
Wait… What?!? How did that happen? Are you ok?
(P.S. Not judging you btw, just concerned. I actually can't even drive a mower personally…)
A bug flew in my eye (cicada)
haha-
I'm good tho!
Yikes! That must have been terrifying! Glad you're ok at least.
A bug flew in my eye (cicada)
haha-
I'm good tho!
Can relate. Didn't crash a mower just crushed some plants… Cicada go imma get u Win goes nooo u not yeet and jear dezus the tomato plants are no more.
A bug flew in my eye (cicada)
haha-
I'm good tho!Can relate. Didn't crash a mower just crushed some plants… Cicada go imma get u Win goes nooo u not yeet and jear dezus the tomato plants are no more.
I don't know how many times I have had to hit the breaks on my bike because of bugs making kamikaze moves to my eyes.
Is anyone else here into Good Omens?
Why thank you, dear asshole scammer that called my phone, waking me up an entire hour before my alarm is set to go off. May you have an amazing day filled with stubbing your toes on the corner of something!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
Why thank you, dear asshole scammer that called my phone, waking me up an entire hour before my alarm is set to go off. May you have an amazing day filled with stubbing your toes on the corner of something!🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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