So I'm trying to record the first chapter for The Count of Monte Cristo, which is in the public domain therefore I can do this without having to worry about any legal consequences…. Yeah, I forgot that reading aloud is difficult, especially when you fuck up by mispronouncing something.
Major respect to people like Dark Somnium, Rom Nex, Mr. Creeps, etc.
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So I'm trying to record the first chapter for The Count of Monte Cristo, which is in the public domain therefore I can do this without having to worry about any legal consequences…. Yeah, I forgot that reading aloud is difficult, especially when you fuck up by mispronouncing something.
Major respect to people like Dark Somnium, Rom Nex, Mr. Creeps, etc.
Reading Rainbow
on a completely unrelated note: I bought headphones this morning (my other ones broke the other day and I literally cried), because classes are like 16 minutes today, and we have our 10th period exam at the end of all of it, which is like an hour and a half, but I exempted my 10th period exam, so i have to sit at school for an hour, to wait for the buses to get here, BUT NOW I CAN LISTEN TO STEVEN UNIVERSE SONGS THE ENTIRE TIME I WAIT
on a completely unrelated note: I bought headphones this morning (my other ones broke the other day and I literally cried), because classes are like 16 minutes today, and we have our 10th period exam at the end of all of it, which is like an hour and a half, but I exempted my 10th period exam, so i have to sit at school for an hour, to wait for the buses to get here, BUT NOW I CAN LISTEN TO STEVEN UNIVERSE SONGS THE ENTIRE TIME I WAIT
JEBJEJE RAD
speaking of headphones: i also got me a new pair of earbuds and they're absolutely just,,, [chef's kiss]
on a completely unrelated note: I bought headphones this morning (my other ones broke the other day and I literally cried), because classes are like 16 minutes today, and we have our 10th period exam at the end of all of it, which is like an hour and a half, but I exempted my 10th period exam, so i have to sit at school for an hour, to wait for the buses to get here, BUT NOW I CAN LISTEN TO STEVEN UNIVERSE SONGS THE ENTIRE TIME I WAIT
JEBJEJE RAD
speaking of headphones: i also got me a new pair of earbuds and they're absolutely just,,, [chef's kiss]
yay~!
on another unrelated note: I learned a new way to draw eyes and I cannot wait to try it!
Good morning! (Or whatever time it is where you are)
Btw, is anyone here remotely familiar with Greek mythology? I'm a bit of a mythos nerd and I'd love to discuss, anything from the Trojan War to increasingly specific minor gods and nymphs.
Btw, is anyone here remotely familiar with Greek mythology? I'm a bit of a mythos nerd and I'd love to discuss, anything from the Trojan War to increasingly specific minor gods and nymphs.
no, but you can teach me/educate me about it if you want, or rant abt it, im here to listen.
AIGHT BUCKLE UP BROS ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN-
ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, I WILL BE YOUR ORACLE
AIGHT BUCKLE UP BROS ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN-
ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, I WILL BE YOUR ORACLE
I'm actually into Greek mythology too! Although, all my knowledge comes from the Percy Jackson series, so I may not be totally right on some things.
AIGHT BUCKLE UP BROS ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN-
ASK YOUR QUESTIONS, I WILL BE YOUR ORACLE
I'm actually into Greek mythology too! Although, all my knowledge comes from the Percy Jackson series, so I may not be totally right on some things.
mine also comes from mostly Percy Jackson, but for the most part, im just here to listen :)
I've actually never read Percy Jackson. I've always wondered; how do they portray Zeus?
I've actually never read Percy Jackson. I've always wondered; how do they portray Zeus?
as an egotistical 'ruler of all gods' kind of thing
I've actually never read Percy Jackson. I've always wondered; how do they portray Zeus?
as an egotistical 'ruler of all gods' kind of thing
Hmm… moderately close then.
Hellenic pantheon Zeus was a DOUCHE BAG. You may know about this already, but almost all of the Greek heroes you read about (Heracles, Achilles, Perseus, etc.) are directly related to Zeus, with them usually being his children. He also fathered a whole bunch of major and minor gods, only two of them with his own wife.
Here's a quick list of some of Zeus's children in the pantheon:
Athena, Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, Dionysus, Ares, Hephaestus, and sometimes, Aphrodite and Persephone.
(TW: sexual assault)
Still don't believe me? Let's talk about that one time Zeus disguised himself as Artemis and tried to seduce Callisto, a lesbian nymph and follower of Artemis. Of course, upon discovering Zeus's true identity, she tried to get away from him. I think you can guess what happened next, as she became pregnant not long after, forcing her to stop following Artemis because she was a strictly virgin goddess and all of her huntresses followed suit.
Zeus was also Callisto's great-grandfather.
So, yeah. Zeus's f*ckin sucks.
Btw, is anyone here remotely familiar with Greek mythology? I'm a bit of a mythos nerd and I'd love to discuss, anything from the Trojan War to increasingly specific minor gods and nymphs.
I used to be super into Greek mythology!! I started reading Percy Jackson in second grade and didn't look back for a solid 3 years lmao, I'm not as obsessed with it now as I was then, but I'm still familiar! I also know a bit of Norse mythology after my English teacher recommended Neil Gaiman's book on it, I really enjoyed that book and might do a reread soon!
I've actually never read Percy Jackson. I've always wondered; how do they portray Zeus?
as an egotistical 'ruler of all gods' kind of thing
Hmm… moderately close then.
Hellenic pantheon Zeus was a DOUCHE BAG. You may know about this already, but almost all of the Greek heroes you read about (Heracles, Achilles, Perseus, etc.) are directly related to Zeus, with them usually being his children. He also fathered a whole bunch of major and minor gods, only two of them with his own wife.
Here's a quick list of some of Zeus's children in the pantheon:
Athena, Artemis, Apollo, Hermes, Dionysus, Ares, Hephaestus, and sometimes, Aphrodite and Persephone.(TW: sexual assault)
Still don't believe me? Let's talk about that one time Zeus disguised himself as Artemis and tried to seduce Callisto, a lesbian nymph and follower of Artemis. Of course, upon discovering Zeus's true identity, she tried to get away from him. I think you can guess what happened next, as she became pregnant not long after, forcing her to stop following Artemis because she was a strictly virgin goddess and all of her huntresses followed suit.
Zeus was also Callisto's great-grandfather.So, yeah. Zeus's f*ckin sucks.
Zeus can suck my pee pee
I know about the Greek and Roman aspects of the Gods and Goddesses. Most of them are pretty close with The Celtic gods and goddesses. And the Ulster Cycle.
All I really remember about Greek mythology was Zeus kidnapped a dude and forced him to be a wine serve, The story Penelope and the pomegranates, and Hercules
Zeus can suck my pee pee
Don't say that, he might actually try
Zeus can suck my pee pee
Don't say that, he might actually try
[throws up]
On a lighter note: lets talk about Achilles and Patroclus!
I'm guessing most of y'all know who Achilles is, but just in case;
Achilles is the demigod hero of the Trojan War who went berserk towards the end and just tore his way through the Trojan forces in a murderous rage. Like, he DEMOLISHED them. He's also the one who supposedly died after getting arrowed in the heel, hence "Achilles' Heel".
Patroclus is the reason Achilles went on a murder rampage. The two of them were SUPER close and so when Patroclus died, Achilles created the "anguished person who's been holding back breaks when companion dies and goes on a murder rampage at full power to avenge their death" trope.
Now, I must ask you unbiased folk;
Is it gay to slaughter an entire kingdom's worth of soldiers in a grief-stricken rampage after your homie dies and then ask your men to put your ashes in the same urn as your bro so you can be together in death as well as life?
On a lighter note: lets talk about Achilles and Patroclus!
I'm guessing most of y'all know who Achilles is, but just in case;
Achilles is the demigod hero of the Trojan War who went berserk towards the end and just tore his way through the Trojan forces in a murderous rage. Like, he DEMOLISHED them. He's also the one who supposedly died after getting arrowed in the heel, hence "Achilles' Heel".Patroclus is the reason Achilles went on a murder rampage. The two of them were SUPER close and so when Patroclus died, Achilles created the "anguished person who's been holding back breaks when companion dies and goes on a murder rampage at full power to avenge their death" trope.
Now, I must ask you unbiased folk;
Is it gay to slaughter an entire kingdom's worth of soldiers in a grief-stricken rampage after your homie dies and then ask your men to put your ashes in the same urn as your bro so you can be together in death as well as life?
yes.
All I really remember about Greek mythology was Zeus kidnapped a dude and forced him to be a wine serve, The story Penelope and the pomegranates, and Hercules
I think you mean Persephone… Though I’ve never heard of the wine servant story.
(^Neither have I, actually)
idk greek mythology so-
All I really remember about Greek mythology was Zeus kidnapped a dude and forced him to be a wine serve, The story Penelope and the pomegranates, and Hercules
I think you mean Persephone… Though I’ve never heard of the wine servant story.
Thanks for reminding, Also the wine story is about Ganymede, which I learned when researching about moons for a project
Ooohhh… I think I remember that name a little now!
The only knowledge of Greek Mythology I have is from the 4th grade, so basically, I know like 3% of Greek Mythology
Btw, is anyone here remotely familiar with Greek mythology? I'm a bit of a mythos nerd and I'd love to discuss, anything from the Trojan War to increasingly specific minor gods and nymphs.
Bruh if there are gays and theatre nerds you can bet there will be Greek kids.
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