basically just write a cliche as a non cliche. example:
"Oh no, popular girl and her jock boyfriend bully me for no reason!!!"
Abigail hissed at me as soon as Alex was out of earshot, "What did you do to make him hate you so much?" I chuckled darkly, letting my hair fall into my face in an effort to be creepy
even though we both know it doesn't work. "It's not just him," I told her, grinning. "What is that supposed to mean?" "Well I miiightt've pissed off the entire Yu-Gi-Oh fan club and they sorta hate me now." Abigail stared at me, her confusion evident in her expression. "How the hell—" "I," I began proudly, "threw a bunch of Pokémon cards at them yelling STAY WOKE. Best thing I've ever done, if you ask me." She was silent for a moment, then shook her head slowly. "You're crazy," she mumbled. "She's crazy! You're crazy, girl." I smirked and nodded. "That I am. Let's get to class."