(Lol. Okay, since she is the Chosen One, do you mind adding a birthmark of sorts to her? I don’t care what it is or where, but it signifies she’s the Chosen One)
(On’nyosh: Big grin, you can try to slap me, you can try to kill me. But, I still want a kiss)
(Me: Shoves On’nyosh into a room and locks the door, I’m not letting him loose yet)
(Sure. It'll be on her right shoulder, a shiny silver mark in the shape of a stylized star.)
(Cass: Scowls, I wouldn't kiss you, even in the unlikely event of my death. Or your highly likely event of death if you try anything, or just continue being crude.)
(Me: Cass, just leave. He's not worth it.)
(What happened? Why is the Chosen One arguing with the court jester?)
(Cool. Go ahead and add that to Cassiel’s template. If you don’t know how to edit a post, it’s the three blue dots on the top right corner of the post)
(Lmao, this is going to be so fun!)
(They’re arguing because the jester is flirting with the Chosen One, and she doesn’t like it. Lmao!)
(Already done!)
(Yes, it will be!)
(Cass: You're right, I don't like it! I really don't like it when a creepy looking dude thats part reptile and nuttier than a chipmunk starts hitting on me.)
(Me: Whoa, take it down a few notches. I imagine On'nyosh is just being weird to be weird. He's a jester, so it makes sense that he'd just be messing with you.)
(Thank you, deep bow)
(On’nyosh: His hysterical laughing can be heard through the door)
(Me: No comment, lol)
(Now waiting for the King and Evil One. And, I was thinking of starting Monday, since some of us are less active on the weekends, that sound good to everyone?)
(That's good with me!)
(Also, I just realized this RP will be more than a little weird, due to the (slightly crazy) drunken jester, Daylighter vampire that seems to be one of two sane characters, a demon/host combo where the demon is in a corporeal 12 foot tall creepy Elder form and the host is a powerful, slightly insane and very traumatized mix of two powerful elven races and a wind faerie.)
(Yeah, I'm good with that too.)
(Cass: Why is he laughing? WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?)
(Me: Yeah, let's get you out of here. Pushes her into a nearby abandoned house, while she protests loudly.)
(Lol.)
(Noctem: Why is everyone being so loud? Cayde is trying to focus right now, and it's very difficult to do that when everyone is yelling. Also, why is the cute Daylighter girl locked in that abandoned house?)
(Cayde: Very faintly Just let them be! I never told you to get them to be quiet! Really, I'm fine!)
(Noctem: Yeah, right.)
(Me: No comment… also, she'll kick your butt if she ever heard you say that, which she did. She'll be saying something soon enough, so I'd suggest leaving.)
(Noctem: I'm gone.)
(Me: sigh)
(Yeah, mistakes were just made.)
(Cass: What did that demon just call me? WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?)
(Me: sigh Just leave everyone be, Cass. You'll just end up giving yourself a headache.)
(What is happening? Why is Cass… nvm, I have got to stop questioning the characters. They never make sense.)
(Noctem and Cayde: What does that mean?)
(Me: Just go. waves hands in a vague shooing motion)
(Cool. Sorry for the late reply, got distracted)
(Lol, what’s normal? What’s sanity? None of that exists here, lmao!)
(On’nyosh: Still laughing)
(Me: I’ll just soundproof this room)
(You're fine!)
(I'm pretty sure I speak @thetrue1 and myself when I say that is a totally fair point.)
(And I'm not sure soundproofing the room would work. If Noctem comes back and starts raising his apparently already loud voice, it won't matter how soundproof the place is. Everyone would still probably hear him)
(Cass: I'm not crazy, I'm just short. There's a big difference, despite my size. And STOP LAUGHING! just starts giggling, despite not wanting to. You're making it very difficult to be annoyed with you, despite you being annoying.)
(Me: Wow… I think Cass might not be sane after all.)
(On’nyosh: I can’t help it! It’s just so funny! Still laughing)
(Me: And this is how he does it. I’m afraid it’s too late to escape him. Evil cackle)
(Me: Was sanity a requirement? I guess that means I can’t be here. Walks to the door, then locks it without leaving. Whirls around with an evil grin. But, you’re stuck with me!)
(I know, a bit dark, but I couldn’t resist)
(Me: I mean, I joined the RP even though I knew it would be more than a little dark. I enjoy this sort of stuff.)
(Cass: laughing now, despite still trying to be annoyed What's so funny? Me or you? I'm sure that I'm not the joke here, so it must be you!)
(Me: starting to laugh Wow… I never thought Cass would be like this. But I love her!)
(Me: And if sanity was required, none of us would be here. I'm not stuck here with you, you're stuck here with me! Draconic laughter ensues)
(Me: Shrug, like I said in the first post, I don’t care if this is serious or goofy, or both. But, it’s already chaos, and it hasn’t even started!)
(On’nyosh: There’s always a joke, it doesn’t matter who or what it is! Continues laughing)
(Me: Ooh, another dragon here, big grin. We’re all stuck with each other)
(Me: Yes, it is. And I totally love this!)
(Cass: Sure it does! The joke isn't funny if you don't know who or what the joke is. Still laughing)
(Me: I mean, we're pretty common, if you know what to look for. And that's a fair evaluation. Toothy smile)
(On’nyosh: Laughing even harder, Ah, but it does not need to be aimed at someone. It’s even funnier when people don’t understand it. Their faces are priceless!)
(Me: Indeed. Pulls out a goofy little teapot and some tiny cups, Tea?)
(Goofy and dark, that is me. Lol)
(Cass: True! It is fun to see peoples face when they dont get a truly funny joke!)
(Me: And yes, I would like some tea!)
(On’nyosh: Exactly!)
(Me: Pours two cups of tea and takes one. We, dragons, enjoy the simple things, don’t we?)
(I love the image of two dragons sitting at a table, sipping tea from tiny little cups. Lmao!)
(Cass: Still laughing Gods above, I'm still doing my best to hate you. And failing.)
(Me: Takes one Yes we do.)
(Laughing Oh my god, yes! It's especially amazing since it would have to be an exceptionally big table for me to sit at, since I'm a 12 foot tall dragon, from my feet to the top of the "sail" that runs from my head to the tip of my tail, and 144 feet long, with a wingspan twice that. The teacups would be microscopic to me!)
(Also, there's one person I keep seeing pop up everywhere. Could I ask them if they want to join?)
(On’nyosh: You love to hate me, you hate to love me. Don’t worry I won’t tell. Laughs again)
(Lmao!)
(Who’s the person you keep seeing?)
(Cass: Shut up, I do not!)
(Not on here in particular although I have seen them just on here. They are @The-Dyonisia. Do you two already have an RP together?)
(On’nyosh: Oh, but you do. Denial won’t save you, because you’ve already fallen)
(I did join one of theirs, but I guess it died, I don’t know. But, since you linked their username, that will probably call them here. I don’t know how active they are, but nonetheless, it’s worth a shot to see)
(Cass: Agh, shut up. Tries to keep herself from laughing, fails, ends up laughing harder God, I can't take myself seriously now. I hate you so much.)
(Okay. Also, I've been on quite a bit without talking to really anybody. This is the first RP on here that I've ever joined. I've been on some other sites that I really can't remember right now, but had a similar system to here, where mentioning someone would notify them.)