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@Firebrand

the thing is, it was a ping pong ball, then 2 ping pong balls, then it was three… my cat is weird and intelligent… i'm scared

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Yesterday, I was walking down the hall looking for him (Mr. baby caribou. He needs a name), and he runs out of nowhere, and I hit the floor, because that little jerk hit me behind my knee cap. So essentially a baby caribou deadlegged me. Elias walked around the corner with a bowl of cereal, and laughed, and turned around and walked back into the kitchen. The caribou proceeded to head but me in the side, and I was like screw it. I laid in the floor for about 15 minutes letting it head but me, before Elias walked in and picked it up. Then it snuggled him on the couch.

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

I was rejected. It won't even let me sit on the couch now. If I make any move to sit down, it gets up, and bows up like it wants to fight. I sat down yesterday thinking he was only playing, and he gets up on the other side of the couch for a few minutes and sits down, and then out of nowhere, he charges me, and hits me in my side. I honestly want this animal to give me my couch back…